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I swear to fuck I'm not a porn bot, just a goblin lurking in the sewers. I was born in 2003, and that's all you're getting cop.
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"Cleaved" What should have happened

I really liked the svtfoe finale but I think that where some plot points that should have been answered that I will be addressing in this interpretation of the finale. Anything not mentioned will remain the same.

We pick up as Star and Marco enter the realm of magic in the hopes of destroying it. As star begins to recite the whispering spell the dark unicorn, the unicorn foals, and Tom appear and attempt to foil the plan. Marco defends star as she continues with the plan and an awsome battle ensues between Marco and the darkicorn. Marco quickly realizes that every spell the throws at the darkicorn either fades before it can reach it or is absorbed by the darkicorn.

Meanwhile Star has trouble finishing the spell due to the foals chasing her around, it is at this moment another portal opens and out steps Moon, Eclipsa, and Meteora. Star directs the three of them to say the spell in her place but sensing the magic the foals start attacking them aswell.

The Butterflys regroup with Marco who has been getting his butt kicked by the darkicorn as Tom sits atop it. The group proceeds to run from the hoard when Marco mentions to Star that Tom appears tired and sapped of magic

The weary group decides to face them head on but every spell they cast is absorbed by the unicorns. In the ensuing conflict a tired Moon gets impaled through the stomach by the the darkicorn, seeing this Eclipsa hands Meteora to Marco to watch as she transforms into her butterfly form and lures the unicorns away.

In a dramatic and heart touching moment Moon and Star reconcil as the dark corruption from the wound saps the former Queen's magic and her cheek marks fade. As the darkness spreads across her mother's body and into the surrounding water Star recognizes it as remnants from Toffee's attempt to destroy magic that have been lingering in the RoM and corrupting/absorbing magic every where. She realises that if she was to destroy the magic magical creatures would become like the darkicorn and those with no magic would fade and become corrupted.

Eclipsa returns having lead the darkicorn far enough away that they can all get a moment of rest and come up with a new plan. Unfortunately for everyone it is at this moment Mina enters the RoM. Her entrance gives Star and idea and she tells Marco to lure the darkicorn to Mina while she and Eclipsa stall for time.

Marco does so, knocking Tom's limp body off in an attempt to get its attention. Now being chased by the darkicorn as he carries Tom's unconscious body Marco nearly makes it to where Star and Eclipsa are battling Mina before being impaled on its horn from behind.

Thinking Marco has been delt with the darkicorn turns it attention to the royals and interrupts their fight. Focusing on Mina due to the large amount of unstable magic she is giving off the two fight. Mina tries to use her solarian sword to kill the monster but the slashes are either avoided or absorbed by the darkicorn, eventually it manages get Mina in her sword arm. Her magic having been stolen Mina reverts to her normal form and drops her sword, Star proceeds to dive for the sword and use it to behead the darkicorn.

As the darkicorn's head hits the water a pure ring of magic eminates from the dissolving head that purifies all it reaches. Appearing with the purification the spirits of the former queens appear to acknowledge the good the current queens have done for magic.

The source of the corruption having been killed the RoM and those affected beginning to revert back to what everything was like before Toffee, but there is still the issue of the remaining solarian soldiers. Approaching the spirit of her mother Eclipsa hands Solaria the wand and asks her to take back the magic that made the Solarian Soldiers. Solaria does so and before fading with the rest of the queens she looks at her daughter and hugs her, she then looks and her granddaughter and smiles before looking back at Eclipsa. Her last words to her daughter, "You did what I couldn't, and you did it your own way, be better than me, you already are."

Returning to Mewni those harmed by the mark are healed, aid is given to those who's homes are destroyed and everyone starts healing. Eclipsa approaches Moon and brings up the idea of a new Mewni council with representatives from every kingdom and race on Mewni to replace the MHC and offering Moon the position of her representative due to their shared care for the citizens of Mewni, she agrees.

And so after centuries of division both Mewmans and Monsters finally start to work towards healing...

~Meanwhile a dark spell is lurking~

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stiwfssr

This porno didn’t fuck around

there’s… a lot to take in here…

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…
It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.
Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

All this talk and no one posts a link. God damn it, have to do everything myself around here! Here’s the promo page with previews and a purchase link from the actual Raging Stallions Studios website.

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

Amazing news!! They reached their goal of 100,000 USD! There is now a second goal of 250,000 USD! Remember, this is 373 games, assets, and comics for a minimum of 8 USD- a bundle of items which would normally be ~1,667 USD! Let's reach that second goal as quickly as we reached the first goal!

Fantastic news!!! The 250,000 USD goal has been met, and there is now a third goal of 500,000 USD! The deadline has also been extended, and as of the time I'm writing this update, there is 13 more days to reach their newest goal!

The money raised so far has already been incredible. Let's maintain this energy and continue to provide support for the PCRF!

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maerhiya

"if you're asexual then why do you keep making sex jokes?" oh i don't know... maybe because sex is a joke to me..?

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elhopper1sm

If you wanna protect AO3 or character ai. Or Wattpad. Or Tumblr. Or discord. Or even the right for undocumented people and minors to use the fucking Internet reblog this I swear to God. Reblog this and reblog as many KOSA posts as you can go on their website and contact your Representatives. Do it. Do it. Do it.

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Fun fact: I’m autistic I’m gonna do a thing inspired by another person

Reblog if your blog is safe for autistic people or is ran by an autistic person!

oh and

Reblog if you stand against Autism Speaks!

Fucking obviously.

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So there's this browser game called infinite craft, it's one of those alchemy games where you merge objects and the game tells you when your the first person to make an object. So I was screwing around and......

I am so sorry

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((Am i the only one that feels like they missed a huge narrative opportunity with Sir Pentious’s death?

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I know there's a lotta discourse out there about Palworld vs. Pokemon, and I wanted to give my 2 cents on it. If you're not interested in that you're free to ignore this post! No hard feelings!

First: If you wanna play the game, play it. Does this make you a bad person with bad morals? No.

Second: No AI was used. This was a rumor with zero proof. The CEO mentioned his interest in AI at some point or AI was used on OTHER projects but not on Palworld.

Third: Did they steal models from Pokémon? I believe it was heavily inspired to a point where they toed a line, yes, but that's Nintendo's battle to fight, not yours. This game showed trailers 2 years ago. If Nintendo wanted to stop it, they would've already. Plus, Pokémon ripped their designs off Dragon Quest, so no one is innocent here. The multi-billion dollar corporation will be alright, I promise.

Fourth: You can be both a Pokémon fan AND a Palworld fan. The games are actually insanely different in gameplay and story. Palworld is actually more similar to ARK or Rust than it is Pokémon. If I'm honest, Palworld is built better.

Fifth: Pokémon fans should see this as a good competition for Nintendo. Competition means Nintendo might take the next game a little more seriously, allowing for a better product than what was initially received with Violet/Scarlet.

And lastly, if I had to take a guess, the Palworld devs probably (and this is just my opinion!) hired a lawyer to tell them how far they could toe the line which means what they've done is legal. People might not like that but that might just be how it is.

That being said, yes I've played the game, yes I love it and yes, I will continue playing it and I don't feel bad about it.

Thanks for listening to my rant!

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azureleon

Socializing speedrun (Any %)

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kiwianaroha

This is why it was so much easier to make friends when you were in school; you were trapped with those people all day Monday to Friday. It’s OK that it’s harder to make really good friends now that you’re an adult

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ignescent

Yes, this! It’s also why regular get together are so useful. If you want to make friends as an adult? Join a book club, go to a craft meet up, find an excuse to hang out w/ approximately the same people once a week for a couple of hours. As you get to know them, invite them out other places. Yes, it’s a pain to have to do the work to socialize, but if you want the friends, you have to trap yourself with the other people.

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spytap

Reblogging for all my mutuals who have asked “Why is it so hard to make friends as an adult?”

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turnabout

“if you want the friends, you have to trap yourself with the other people” sounds so sinister. 

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drogonea

It’s also why so many people lose their entire social network when they retire or start working from home. Making friends outside of work is vital to your own survival when your main access to socialization is controlled by your employer.

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frizz01percy

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

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weirdo09

reblogged at 1.8M notes

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earhartsease

how did this lose over 5k notes

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cybermax

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

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