SadGhostBeverage

done

Been sort of obsessively listening to The Magnus Archives while at work… it’s so good I love these gay bitches

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

serving gunt

Cats are great for when you want a little freak to slink around your house

Just had a dream that I poured a hot drink on the lap of some guy for saying something racist (helpfully censored by the dream). He lost his shit and was going to call the cops on me for assault, to which I said “Go ahead… I can escape from this world and from all consequence. I am beyond your retribution.” I then crossed my arms, ascended into the air, and woke myself up just as sirens blared nearby.

Watching something about conspiracy theories like:

-that’s nazi propaganda

-that’s been proven to be not true

-you might be on to something, but you need to bring it back about two or three notches

No, aliens didn't make that it was Africans.

No, aliens didn't make that it was Indigenous Americans.

No, aliens didn't make that it was Asians.

No, Greek people aren't psychic or divine prophets, people are just predictable.

And don't forget the fan favorite

- Yep, the CIA straight up did that

you’re in a clown car with a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy

this guy took his polycule and left my party and now it’s just me dancing in my living room with a few stray balloons

[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]

More evidence that cats bond with us by mirroring us.

I’ve read accounts here on the Tumblr of a trans man whose cat lowered the pitch of their meow, after he started taking T. So I suspect this woman sings a lot around the house, and her cat is like: “That’s just how we do things in this clowder.”

The devil works hard, but the volunteers who run Ao3 work so much harder

Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful

my betrothed just got home…..it’s always Why we’re you using kitchen knives on skates don’t do that again and never How was rollercooking did you have fun rollercooking

you guys I think I scored the best goodwill bins find of all time today will post pics once I wash it

I found God at the goodwill bins

can you imagine joel’s emotional whiplash? he’s laying there shivering, preparing himself to die alone. only to have ellie run back to him, holding his hand and comforting him. the way he stopped shivering??? like for a moment he’s thinking it’s going to be alright. and then ellie pulls out that dusty ass unsterile needle and thread??? the look in that man’s eyes??? that was pure: “oh yeah no i’m gonna fucking die”

reblog not for a “bigger sample size” but because polls like this are a fun way to help people reinforce their own self-concept and passing it along so that other people can also have the opportunity to strengthen their sense of self by pressing a button is a cool and nice thing to do