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who you should fight: hawkeyes edition

clint: his quiver is full of trick arrows but he’s a strong experienced fighter, catch him on an off day though and he’ll probably just let you beat him up because he’s too tired to care, fight him because he can be a real ass and needs a good slap every once in awhile

kate: will literally shoot you in the face with real freakin arrows and blow you up, if she doesn’t leave you half dead she’ll give you a verbal lashing so harsh you’ll wish she had just killed you, do not fight

barney: he’ll pretend to lose and then rob you when your back is turned, not worth the trouble, avoid fighting him

the neighborhood watch: they took on a heavily armed supervillain mafia and won, they’re fighting to save their neighborhood from evil gentrification plots, why fight them when you could join them?

tracksuit dracula: no more dangerous than your average lowlife henchman but watch out for his tracksuit bros, fight him because it’s the right thing to do

madame masque: if her robot servants aren’t around you could probably take her but she’ll develop a weird obsession and try to date you while planning how best to torture and kill you, unless you’re into that avoid her

mockingbird: lmao do you want to die today?? honestly you won’t even get a chance to fight her, it’ll be over before it even starts

lucky: who fights a dog? whats wrong with you???? just get a pizza to share and cuddle while you watch reality tv

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Commissioned image of a Nico and Kate workout. last one I managed to eek out before my prior tablet pen crapped out. More to come as I work through the backlog.

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