DADDY IS BACK AT WWE!

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

Always reblog the potato. 😄

Bless me, potato of luck!

Here it comes again, do your thing, Potato.

If it works I won’t delete the post. C’mon golden potato💜

Come on golden Potato

I need

:)

Pls 🤞🏻

haven't seen the golden potato of luck in a while!

God knows I need all the luck I can get 🤞

Perfectly Human

by Miles Walser

So you were born backwards. Your heart covers 80% of your skin. It is huge—and it is fragile. You don’t know how to chain-link fence your feelings. You will find your trust abandoned and bruised on the side of the road— Do not leave it there— Dust it off and put it right back under your shirt.

If you don’t learn to stop apologizing for yourself, you will mirage out of existence. See, someday, that 80% is gonna get you hurt. You will tell a woman over and over that you love her, and she will say nothing. You will sob in public, and people will just stare.

They will want to carve their names into you and watch as the pieces fall off— let them try. Your heart is a geyser and for that you will always feel strange. Most people shut down when they get over saturated with feeling; most people harden into hate –into indifference– because the biggest risk we ever take is to love without fear.

You are not afraid. You are a cathedral waiting to be filled with hymns; you are an infinite playground; you are sky-bound and sprinting, so cover your heart in goose-bump armor. It will only beat stronger, beat louder.

Keep hoping. Stand up on subways and shout compliments to strangers, dance, poorly, in public if it makes you feel better. Love until it hurts. Then love more—you know how.

There will be days when you’ll wish you were numb; when you’ll want to rip your heart off your body and find something easier to take its place. Collect those days like bricks and marvel at the buildings you will make. Stand on top, chest open, head up— Nobody will ever see the world like you do.

Never try to be better than the best version of you. You are not perfect. You are perfectly human.

In case you didn't know ❤️❤️

― William Shakespeare, Hamlet

My friend sent me this no context

I want what they have (tiktok handle says @dimitribeauchamp)

@iron-sunrise​

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

to find later

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

pinning thissss

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

Sometimes you wake up to good things like Misha Collins coming out as bi

everyone’s favorite boyband. 😈

Literally had the same expression when I too saw Cody Rhodes 😍

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.