mosquito on my screen he hasn’t moved in the past 5 minutes

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

This truly is 20gayteen

We had:

and a fucking lot of other things like wow this sure is a gay ass year!

Edit: Feel free to add more LGBTQ+ events from this years my homo children! ♡♡♡

THE CAT SASSED HER BACK. NO I’M NOT MOMMMMM

Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys

We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!!

Mulan

you know what you’re absolutely right, post cancelled

someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

Me: *hasn’t eaten in 5 hours* I feel fine.

Me: *presented with any kind of food* CONSUME EVERYTHING

I need to like, lint roll myself. On a physical and emotional level

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

Damned if you scooby doo, damned if you scooby don’t…

I’m doing an experiment

Reblog with your sign and the first song you think of when I say “hey now”

LADIES!

If he says, “If you love me, you’d have sex with me”…

This is the one and only time Im ever gonna fucking tell you to listen to this asswipe of a lion.

This goes for everyone, dont think women dont do this shit to.

If anyone says “If you loved me you’d…” just leave 

SEX DOES NOT MEAN LOVE

SEX DOES NOOOOOTTT MEAN LOVE

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

So i need a new bed, so I’m looking up alternatives

and im like 

Okay a bit weird but still nice

lol #random

Whos bed is this??? Gumbys????

your going to fucking die when that rolls away

WHDAJDNAJKDBWHFLSJFHDJKDKfLSafjSLANSAND

WHY DOES THIS ONE HAVE A DUNGEON 

GRapes? Grapes.

Are u secretly a clownfish?

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON ANYMORE

when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day

Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”

i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me

This is the single greatest meme in the history of the Internet everyone can stop making memes now we don’t need any more ever again

I think I’ve already reblogged this but I don’t care it’s just pure gospel