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I want to see (you) - Sorina childhood friends AU

  • When she’s 5 years old, Erina Nakiri is served food by Jouichirou Saiba. Food has always been a part of her life in a way that no other person can imagine. Despite that, she has no real interest in it. Until she tastes his food. She’s wandered into a tasting for her grandfather and this tall, ponytailed hair man heard her stomach rumble and immediately made her the food that would change her life.
  • A month after that day, Erina had hounded her grandfather to bring that chef back. Try as she might, she can’t replicate the dish he made. Senz knows she just wants to eat his food again and gives in to his granddaughter. Instead of bringing Jo to her, Erina will go to him.
  • Erina is excited, expecting a grand mansion fit for a chef of his caliber but gets increasingly more confused when the limo her grandfather had gotten takes her to a hole in the wall diner in some town. Her grandfather assures her that she’s in the right place.
  • She enters the diner and is surprised with all the customers. She’s even more surprised when a boy her age asks for her order. She asks to see chef Saiba and the boy introduces himself as Soma and tells her there’s no one named Saiba here. The only chefs are his mom, dad, grandpa, and him.
  • Erina wasn’t expecting the boy to be a chef but she says she was told chef Jouichirou Saiba would be here and she’s come all the way here just for him.
  • “Well like I said, only my family are the chefs and the only Jouichirou here is my dad. But he’s a Yukihira, not Saiba.” Erina starts complaining on how she came to this nowhere town for the wrong Jouichirou and her and Souma get into an argument. Jo comes from the kitchen to see what all the ruckus is about and is surprised at what he sees.
  • “Little Erina? What are you doing here?” “Chef Saiba!” “Dad, you know this girl?” “Wh-why did you call him dad? That’s chef Saiba!” “No that’s my dad!”
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Remember that Sorina childhood friends AU that I mentioned before? I'm gonna start posting about it on my main blog and re-blogging it to here. I don't really have the time to fully write it out, so I'll just be doing quick bullet point-like summaries of parts of it. I might end up writing out full scenes, though.

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Anonymous asked:

Ship headcanons? If you want please so some Sōma x Akira! They're my otp but I don't see anyone else shipping them T ^ T

Sorry this took a while! I'm not too active on this blog anymore (if it wasn't obvious but I am cooking up an AU that I might write) but I got you.

  • Akira actually thinks Soma's food is delicious so he's pretty much always ok with testing Soma's new experiments, only to forget the culinary monstrosities he can come up with
  • Nose plugs are a common sight during these times
  • They are the "enemies to rivals to lovers" trope only they're still rivals while lovers. (Honestly, Soma is this with like 90% of the ships he's in)
  • Akira can be overwhelmed with just how much prep and experimentation Soma does and it inspires him to work even harder
  • The two of them bond over the trauma of being smacked by Jun
  • Once Soma gets to travelling around the world, he always looks for things and new spices that he thinks Akira will love (and some he knows Akira will hate)
  • Akira opens his own restaurant when he's older and every now and then Soma cooks at it when he's not travelling. Demand sky rockets on those days
  • Akira introduces Soma to high fashion while Soma gets Akira into trash "reality" TV. They both hate and love each other for that
  • They adopt a cat who Soma names "Peanut Butter". Akira is annoyed to no end that the cat only answers to that
  • The day Akira calls the cat "PBJ" Soma is so happy he holds onto Akira the whole day
  • Akira sometimes uses Soma's fingers as replacements for his cinnamon sticks to smell. Soma thinks it's one of the most attractive things Akira does.
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​The rebels won the Regiment de Cuisine and the Azami administration has been defeated. Now starting their second year, Souma and the rest of the 92nd generation face new challenges and responsibilities. But the scars of Central still run deep and it's up to the new Elite 10 council to find a way to heal them.

A while back I made a post asking if people would be interesting in any Food Wars fanfics I wrote, so here I am. I wrote this a few years ago and it isn’t my first one, but it’s the only one that’s finished.

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Akira: Have I done something to you?

Hisako: I swear I was just thinking the exact same thing, I have no idea why I’m being mean to you.

Akira: Now that you know that, do you think you’ll stop?

Hisako: That’s the thing, it doesn’t feel like it. I’m just being honest.

Akira: Can’t ask for more than that... except for rational thought.

Hisako: What was that?!

Akira: Nothing.

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Akira: You're going to help me?
Jun: Why wouldn't I help you?
Akira: Because of what I did, I-
Jun: You betrayed me. You betrayed our trust, you betrayed our friendship, you betrayed everything that I’ve ever stood for. You let me down!
Akira: Then why are you helping me?
Jun: Why? Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?
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Anonymous asked:

Can you do ship headcanons? maybe ryou x akira if you're comfortable with it? thanks!

Sure!

- They compete over everything. And I do mean everything, not just food. Shouting matches about who’s hair is better are common in the Ryou-Akira household.

-Akira tried on Ryou’s bandanna once and felt nothing but unbridled rage the whole time. He hasn’t worn it since.

-Ryou thought it was hot when Akira wore his bandanna and keeps trying to make him ware it more.

-Alice spoils them constantly. Ryou’s gotten used to it but Akira is always awkward about it.

-They officially got together in their third year after a shokugeki where they had the same conditions: loser had to go out with the winner. Alice took the credit on getting them together since she gave them both the idea for the win condition.

-Ryou’s favorite physical thing about Akira are his eyes, especially when Akira gets angry. 

Akira’s favorite physical thing about Ryou are his abs. Akira is thirsty and not ashamed of it.

-They love holding each others hand. Akira likes rubbing his thumb over the little cuts and nicks Ryou’s gotten over the years. Ryou loves that his hands smell faintly of spice afterwards. 

-Whenever Ryou is nervous, Akira gives him some special cinnamon sticks he keeps to help calm him down. Ryou returns the favor by wrapping his bandanna around Akira’s arm.  

-They eventually open a little pub together in London that becomes wildly successful. They chose London because Ryou loves the rain and Akira loves whatever Ryou loves. He’ll never say so to anyone other than Ryou.

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So it’s been a while since I’ve done this, but I’m gonna bring back “ask your 1st seat” for a bit.

For the next few days, fell free to send me questions about food wars. They can be about characters, ships, fanfic, plot lines, anything you can think of and I’ll answer and give my opinion.

And to make it a bit more interesting, you can ask about manga/anime in general and I’ll do my best to answer those too!!

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