Annoyed Squid

annabeth: i’m not mean, name one mean thing i’ve ever done

grover: when you were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real

annabeth: they're not

grover: haha, very funny

annabeth: i'm serious! didn't you hear?

grover: no... what happened?

annabeth: why would you fall for this again-

To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr

they survived because aphrodite could not let this be their last words to each other

I’m probably not the first to say it but I hope Will Solace in the Tv show is played by an actor who looks like book Percy.

“Your not my type” - Nico as he goes out with the literal manifestation of Book Percy

Imagine Paul and Percy’s first meeting like you have Sally telling Paul her child is the sweetest person on earth who wouldn't hurt a soul while in the same breath she goes

So obviously Paul does an Internet search and he finds dozens of articles which show that percy is a terrorist who a) blew up an arch b) dumped his class in a shark tank at age 7 and c) casually kills old ladies according to some twitter user so Paul loses his mind. He doesn't know what to believe

So poor Paul is under the impression that Sally is unaware of her son's terrorist activities and expects to find a 6'2 hulking teen with tattoos but instead meets Percy who's 5'5 and hasn't had his growth spurt yet and loses his mind cause what if he's being blackmailed into being a terrorist??

And the fact that Percy is 100% a momma's boy and seems nice if not a bit silent? Paul is losing his mind

my cursed pjo headcanon is that everything in camp halfblood that isn't written in ancient greek is written in the comic sans font bc the font is dyslexia friendly

Everyone’s like “yeah Percy can bloodbend” but no one thinks that maybe Percy can manipulate watermelons? Like those are heavy, that could be dangerous and kinda scary lol. Imagine him throwing a bunch of watermelons and someone and he just leaves them KO

Ok so you know the way camp half blood is covered by the mist, when a mortal person decides to go on a little walk while they’re staying in Long Island and they see a strawberry farm do they think that these 2 old men are using child labour to harvest their strawberries while they play cards or do they think it’s like a cult because they just see a bunch of kids standing around in the middle of a field

Either way the police are showing up to investigate the cult that uses children to harvest strawberries led by a man in a Hawaiian shirt and a man in a wheelchair.

i like to think that (at least at the beginning of their friendship/relationship) nico is extremely nonchalant about 90% of the things he has gone through and will can't do anything about it other than look at him with a mix of surprise, sadness and awe.

he will be asking nico about his thoughts on american pizza as an italian and it will go like "have you ever had chicago style pizza ? :0c" and nico's reply will be "yeah, from the trash when i lived in the street. not really my thing but it might deserve a second chance." will's jaw is on the floor but nico doesn't get why.

Percy Jackson in every book: Can this day get any worse???

An angry Greek god:

‘bla bla nico is a black cat… bla bla nico is this..’

nico is a sewer rat who comes out of dark cracks in the walls and nibbles holes into your socks

Percy: *reading a newspaper*

Headline: BREAKING: Nico di Angelo and Will Solace reportedly spotted in gay bar

Percy: okay? "Fork spotted in kitchen?" Come on now

Headcanon:

Percy definitely started working out a lot after the war. He never wanted to be caught unprepared again, and so he spent a lot of his time not only training his sword fighting, but also weightlifting. Part of this had to do with the fact that he wanted to be able to carry Annabeth no matter how weak he got. After Tartarus, everything he did was to prepare for a situation as bad as that one. He also started eating a lot more, which in turn led him to gaining more muscle mass. He was terrified of looking like the walking corpse he turned into when he was hidden by the death mist, so he bulked a shit ton of protein and fats. At first, Annabeth didn’t quite notice a difference, but by the end of their senior year, Percy was ripped. He looked godly, and it came to the point where Annabeth had to become territorial around other girls because he just looked that good. It definitely flipped a switch in her. Percy had always been good looking, and he’d always been charming. But ever since the summer he’s been overly protective and down right sexy. Even if he had started to tower over her, she could definitely get used to it.

Give me a Percy Jackson who hates swim team. Who went to a public pool for swim lessons once when he was five and started to sob the second his skin hit the water

give me a Percy Jackson who is always just the slightest bit unsettled at pools because water is never meant to have the life sucked out of it and be divided into lanes or put in boxes in the ground

Water isn’t meant to be contained.

a percy jackson whose skin feels like it’s slowly beginning to burn when he tries to swim in chlorinated water, who hates any set swim stroke with a passion and can’t stick to one for the life of him

who doesn’t understand why you’d want to keep only to the surface of the water, when being cradled under the surface is everything

because swimming is supposed to be like the tides, maybe patterned, but never identical, it’s supposed to be flowing with the world around you as you please

Give me a Percy Jackson who loves the sheer nature of water so much that he can’t help but quietly despise our “pools” and their dead water with their constricted sides and restrictions on what it means to change with the world around you

A Percy Jackson who is the child of water in its most natural state, and who can hardly bear to see the way society has attempted to contain it and sterilize it and strip away its power

He hates swim team, but that’s only the half of it

headcanon:

because coffee is said to actually help adhd people relax and focus and gabe frequently gambled the jackson’s money away, whenever sally couldn’t afford percy’s adhd meds she would let him have coffee. therefore, percy has been a coffee snob since the ripe age of six

leo valdez is that one kid that says shit like “stretching isn’t enough, i want to disassemble my body” and percy is the one that goes “oh my gods like legos”

and honestly i think that says enough about their friendship