Wondering Woman

SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH | 4.06

So hear me out,

And all of her delightful books

Gandalf: Hmm, I think the Shire-folk need to be reintroduced to the outside world… Gradually, though, this isn’t the sort of thing you can do all at once. I’ll just bring one hobbit on an adventure again, to start with, just to plant a seed…

Bilbo Baggins, having gone on one (1) adventure: *acquires a mithril-coat, Gondolin-blade, and the One Ring; becomes an Elf-friend, close to the Elvenking and Elrond Halfelven; orders party favors from Dale and Erebor decades later; learns Quenya; goes to live at Rivendell; compiles a comprehensive history of the First Age in Westron from translated Elvish epics and primary-source accounts; becomes personal friends with the Heir of Isildur; eventually sails to Valinor*

Bilbo entering the outside world;

Gandalf: I know who were sending to destroy the ring!

Middle Earth: Who? Aragon the Lost King? Gimli Descendant of the Dwarven Kings?

Gandalf: A Hobbit!

Middle Earth:… Which hobbit is great enough to journey into moridor and destroy the one ring???

Gandalf: Probably any one of them, but I’ll send four just be safe.

what a week huh?

happy one year anniversary to this clusterfuck of a week

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

letters from Medea, salma deera

The goal is not to meet neruotypical life milestones and ideas of independence. The goal is to have a life where you are happy and have the support you need.

sunday afternoon at home

BYE KSKDLAMDKDSM

I cannot tell you guys how much I’ve laughed at this yesterday, the comments on the willow mv are PRICELESS! 😂😂

For those of you wondering what the Swift rule is, every time Taylor releases an album, Corinthians (one of the big soccer teams in Brazil) doesn’t lose the previous and upcoming game. Like, never. And this weekend they were going to play the currently best team in Brazil, and regional rival. The other team was on a winning streak, but the swift rule is unbeatable.

But it doesn’t stop there!! People really believe taylor is some kind of patron saint of Corinthians, not only the Swift rule is definitely a thing, but Corinthians had never won a national championship while Taylor wasn’t born, first time was in 1990. And there is more, back in the day we still had playoffs for the main championship, and guess when was the final that crowned Corinthians champion? December 13th.

SOME GEMS ON THE WILLOW MV COMMENTS:

“saint george in heaven (patreon saint of Corinthians) and taylor swift on earth. go miss corinthiana”

“it was never luck it was always taylor swift. go corinthians!”

“I was always prejudiced to hear taylor songs but since she blessed Corinthias i have started to listen and they are good. thank you taylor. go corinthias”

"Taylor Swift is the patron saint of a Brazilian soccer team" is not something I expected to learn today

bonus:

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The way Soul (2020) said you don't need a big purpose, one big thing that defines your entire life and makes it worth living and will bring you satisfaction, you could be unremarkable in most fields and life would still be worth living.... The way this movie said you can just live for the sake of living because life is beautiful and experiencing it is meaningful in and of itself..... Give me a minute please

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

how things should be

without a doubt the breakout stars of this election cycle are the 6′10″ lieutenant governor of pennsylvania and his rockabilly wife

he officiated one of the first gay marriages in pennsylvania, is committed to ending the war on drugs, and looks like thanos fucked jonah from veep. she is every single woman at a midnight showing of rocky horror. they live in a “restored car dealership” according to his website. i would die for them

i have never met john and gisele fetterman and i know almost nothing about them. but i know one thing for sure just like deep in my soul: he proposed at wrestlemania

lieutenant governor henry “lurch” rollins here doesn’t live in the official lieutenant governor residence, instead choosing to use it as a free recreation center and swimming pool for underprivileged children

once again: i would die for him

More cool stuff: Gisele is a Brazilian immigrant and she co-founded 412 food rescue, which is a nonprofit focused on ending hunger and sustainably fighting food waste. She also trolls her husband on Twitter a lot and has fully embraced the acronym SLOP (Second Lady of Pennsylvania).

Me in jail: so are you guys familiar with the Cell Block Tango