me and gaga haven’t seen eye to eye in years but that doesn’t change the fact that paparazzi is the perfect pop song

being a predator species is awesome i love being full of food and lying down about it

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

from the same thread:

Holy shit that's so cool

A close up of the second pic:

The piece is by Alex Hyner and its name is "Twenty Skies." You can buy a print of it (along with some other really cool-looking art of his) for $25 here: https://www.alexhynerart.com/art/alexhynerart

We did it boys. We did it.

a message from the man himself

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

remember when my little pony had an actual brony character on the show, ‘broni friendzoni’, whos cutie mark was grumpy cat

men were just built different in the 70s & 80s idk if it's the chest hair or actors not being forced into inhumane training regimes for movies but everything was so much more lush like those are free range organic male tits not the factory shit with chemicals in it

The American remake of Grenfell is just as shit.

Remember that time Green Day took MCR to the cinema

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" what's next. are we going to make posts going hey guys I just discovered this bbc series called sherlock it's so good why does no one ever talk about it