SORTING
SORTING QUIZZES BE LIKE:
Do you like to read?
A. FUCK NO I’M TOO BUSY FIGHTING DRAGONS AND JUMPING OFF BUILDINGS AND SHIT BECAUSE B R A V E R Y IS KEY
B. Yes, it’s all I do! All day e'r’ day! :)))))) SMART PERSON HAnerdHAHAHA
C. Only with my friends while eAtInG! RAINBOWS fuCK YEaahh?!!?!
D. ssssssssneeeekkkkkkssss
WolfStar "can you tell the time?"
I’m a slut for the marauders
Marauders at Disney
- James and Sirius, upon entering the park, make a beeline to secure fast passes for their favorite rides (the ones like Matterhorn, Indiana Jones, Space Mountain, etc.)
- At this point, Remus is really regretting not investing in a pair of those child-leashes that a good third of the parents at the theme park are sporting.
- Peter tries running after Sirius and James, but gives up (not being fast enough) and hangs back alongside Remus, getting distracted by the array of gift/candy shops lining Main Street USA
- Remus has to get a picture of Sleeping Beauty’s castle upon entering. He just has to.
- James and Sirius are really smug when they get to cut in front of everyone with their fast passes. Remus just gives apologetic looks, and Peter has to shovel down the pretzel he bought before they get on the ride.
- Ok, so considering the average temperature for Scotland during the summer time is around fifty seven degrees, and for southern California (L.A.) it’s around eighty one- they’re dying.
- James and Sirius are wearing the bare minimum, and Remus has to rent a locker to stuff his sweater into
- Sirius is rocking a man bun
- James buys a Wizard Mickey hat and absolutely refuses to take it off
- Peter may or may not be on his fifth churro by the time lunch rolls around
- Remus really enjoys the small corners and alleys of the park where the crowd thins
- Peter gets a coonskin hat from frontierland
- Lots of shameless flirting with princesses coming from Sirius that result in autographs with the occasional phone number attached.
- James seeing the Ariel and automatically missing Lily
- Peter getting sick on the teacups ride after James decides to spin theirs as fast as he fucking can.
- Lots of “JAMES NO!”
- Sirius and James, after hearing about the two hundred feral cats that prowl the park at night, decide to go on a hunt for them
- They legit smuggle cat nip inside the park and search the bushes for cats
- Remus is so done with everyone’s shit
- He just wants to have a normal visit at Disneyland is that so hard to ask?
- Peter really wants to watch the parades, but Remus sees this as an opportune time to beat the crowds (now gathered along the street) to the rides
- Remus is honestly ride or die. He doesn’t fuck with these slow ass tourists who have no idea where they’re going. He knows where to go and everyone is getting in his way.
- Sirius getting picked on by characters (i.e. Chip ‘n Dale tugging on his man bun and snickering at it)
- James in a flexing contest with Gaston
- Remus only taking pictures the Mickey and Friends characters
- And he’s all embarrassed to walk up to them at first
- James taking the mic from the tour guide on Jungle Cruise because he thinks his jokes are lame, so he starts dishing out puns like its nothing and does a mic drop
- Peter screaming a little too shrilly when the Yeti pops out on the Matterhorn
- Sirius and James trying to find the entrance to the secret basketball court on the matterhorn
- Also using alohomora to get into restricted areas of the park
- Sirius singing Small World on repeat
- James trying to harmonize
- Remus really likes walking through Sleeping Beauty’s Castle (James and Sirius are hardly impressed)
- But his favorite ride is the Disneyland Rail Road
- Peter’s favorite ride is Star Tours and he convinces the others to ride it at least four times throughout the day.
- James’ favorite ride is Indiana Jones. When he sees the snake statues in the ride, he mutters “Snivellus?”
- Sirius prefers Pirates of the Caribbean
- Remus getting really insecure because he notices little kids looking at the scars on his face with mild confusion- some are even scared
- But then Peter Pan comes over and he does his thing. He tells Remus (making a big show of it so that others can hear) that he must’ve put up a good fight against the “pirate” that did that, and comments on how brave he is
- Remus is just smiling the entire time and plays along with Peter Pan, and the kids gathered around are awestruck
- Sirius and James posing for the camera on Splash Mountain
- Having to restrain Sirius and James from jumping into the Rivers of America to get to the island
The year Harry was born
Nothing But Trouble
Brief Summary; You cannot spell trouble without you James and Sirius and the whole school knows it. Will you get away with you newest prank or will you lose points for Gryffindor?
Words; 1435
Warnings; Teasing and slight mentions of bullying(dont bully it’s not cool no matter who you are!)
Pairing; None, just a group of friends.
James Potter;
Sirius Black;
Remus Lupin;
Peter Pettigrew;
It was just supposed to be another ordinary Saturday. You were sitting in the common room trying to catch up on your DADA homework when Sirius and James run in roaring their heads off. You glance up and raise your eyebrow at your fellow Gryffindors. They don’t even explain as they sit on either side of you squishing you in the middle.
“What did you two do now?” You giggle closing your textbook and looking from James to Sirius. Neither of them spoke a word before Remus and Pete walked in all wide-eyed.
“Someone put a Cantis curse on a Slytherin. Professor Slughorn isn’t happy about it.” Remus murmured before glaring to James and Sirius.
“Just wait till you see what we have planned for dinner!” Sirius almost screeched as he hopped up pulling you from the couch laughing softly.
“Planning on a little musical, boys?” You kidded before James leaped up as well and smirked.
“Those Slytherin’s always look so mean. Might as well give them a song to sing and be happy!” James laughed before swinging his arm around your shoulder. You looked over to Remus and Peter who didn’t look too pleased.
“Oh, cmon boys. It will be fun. Might as well get Ravenclaw as well! They have been really stuck up recently!” You supported before James and Sirius did too. It was many times that the boys didn’t find trouble without you.
“Wings, I knew you’d see it our way.” Sirius laughed and patted your shoulder. He loved referring to you as your marauder’s nickname. Your Patronus was an eagle and it was like the best thing to Sirius who always wanted to play with his tiny bird friend.
“Whatever you say Padfoot.” You mocked back before throwing your textbook onto the couch. “Shall we attend dinner than boys?”
With that all 5 of you were off, Remus was just going along to enjoy the show no doubt. At least this time it didn’t hurt anyone. Peter was just eager to be able to attempt to do the spell. You all entered the Great Hall like any other day, now pulling this off without getting caught required a little distraction.
Sirius said he could handle that, little did you all know what he had in mind.
Dinner started the normal way, nothing really unique until Sirius flew in on his broom next to naked screaming at the top of his lungs.
“So much for not getting caught.” You smiled to James before the 3 of you, Remus stayed seated, started shooting out Cantis spells at every Slytherin and Ravenclaw in the great hall. McGonagall and Dumbledore were trying to get Sirius to stop before they heard the two tables break out in song. Disney songs at that. Being a muggle-born did have some fun.
All the pure blooded Hufflepuff and Gryffindor watched and laughed as their fellow houses sing silly songs which only muggle born and half-bloods knew.
It was fun none the less and with the teachers now distracted by the singing students, Sirius got away to redress. But it went terribly wrong when James shot the Cantis spell at McGonagall. Every Gryffindor froze as they watched the head of their house break out in song.
Laughter then erupted again and you looked at James before grabbing Peter and Remus running out of the dinner hall as students started dancing and singing on tables.
It was quite a show. Once back in your common rooms you all laughed and collapsed on the various couches and chairs.
“I cannot believe you hit McGonagall!” You almost shouted with laughter as you held your stomach. A poorly redressed Sirius went wide-eyed before roaring with laughter as well. Remus looked at his friend and couldn’t suppress a light chuckle. It had been pretty funny after all. Peter laughed whole heartedly and James pulled you close into a laughing hug so you two could die of laughter together.
This had to be the best prank of your lives, that was until McGonagall was standing in front of all of you scowling. James was the first to notice and elbowed you before you kicked Sirius who glared at you before looking to the head of Gryffindor. Remus and Peter followed and seemed to sink into their chairs trying to hide.
James put on a brave face while you tried to fix your appearance knowing this was going to end badly.
“10 points from all of you for turning the Great Hall into a foolish flamboyance hodgepodge.” She nearly growled before starring at you, James and Sirius. “As far for you three. For no uncertainty influencing this mayhem. Detention for this following week. Every evening at 8.” And with that, she was leaving.
You and James let out a soft sigh you didn’t know you were holding in as she turned around in the doorway. “Oh. And by the way. 50 points to Gryffindor for the enormously entertaining evening.” She smiled proudly at her students before leaving.
Sirius sprung up and basically cheered as he pulled you up and started to dance around the room like an idiot. “I KNEW SHE COULDN’T STAY MAD AT US.”
You just giggled and pulled him into a hug. “You are by far the worst at distractions. We need to work on that.”
“It worked didn’t it Wings? Unless you were too distracted of course.” He wiggled his eyebrows before you shoved him so he fell on the couch.
“You wish Sirius.” You huffed crossing your arms with a grin as James stood up.
“She’s right Sirius why would she want you when she could have Lucius.” He teased before pretending to swoon. “Oh, Lucius tell me again how pretty I am. Tell me how pretty I make you feel. Tell me how we will rule the school. Put your snake tongue down my throat!” James practically moaned acting like a teenage hormonal girl.
Your cheeks went hot pink before shoving him. “Hey! Piss off! I’ve only even talked to him once!” You pouted slightly before glaring at your friends. You knew it was all fun and games until Peter stood up to join in.
“Her crush isn’t even Lucius! It’s Snivellus!” Peter shouted before you turned around and glowered at him as he sunk back down to hide behind the chair Remus was seated in.
“Y/n? Liking Snivellus! You’re out of your mind Peter!” Sirius shouted before laughing. “As much as we mess with him? I don’t think any girl would want that greasy haired monstrous nincompoop.”
You rolled your eyes at Sirius. At a lot of the time, you didn’t let the boys pick on one student. A lot of the teasing of Severus had stopped when you befriended the boys. But you couldn’t show weakness.
“Who says I even like a Slytherin? Maybe it’s a Gryffindor.” You taunted, caressing Remus’ scarred cheek before winking and leaving the common room.
Everyone went wide eyed, and a blush spread on Remus’s cheeks as everyone stared at him. “HOW THE HELL DOES SHE FANCY MOONY AND NOT ME?” You overheard Sirius scream before giggling before popping your head back in the room.
“Anyone up for some Quidditch practices? I feel like beating the shit out of all of you.” You harassed before winking.
“Oh. You’re not gonna be able too if I knock you off your broom first!” James laughed before rushing out of the room to go get his Quidditch gear first.
“Last one there has to bath Professor Slughorn!” You yelled before chasing down the hall after James. The three boys looked at each other before sprinting out of the common room to try and caught up with you and James.
You loved your boys and they loved you. However, you couldn’t help but glare at James and Sirius come Monday at 8 pm. When the three of you were scrubbing the floors in the dungeon for several hours.
“Hey. I got this idea. What if we made all the 7th years shrink.” James whispered to you as you both scrubbed the floors.
“Haven’t we got in enough trouble?” you teased before glancing towards where McGonagall was reading. “What if we did it to all the teachers too?” You grinned devilishly.
“I like the way you think Wings.” James smiled as you all scrubbed the floors with happy smiles. Oh, you were fine with detention for the rest of the year with these beautiful pranks.
Draco Malfoy
That’s already a valid reason for you to reblog. Now.
Lily: [to Sirius and Remus] Thanks gays Remus: Sirius: Did you mean guys? Lily:
I still can’t get over the fact that Snape was considered more of a hero then Regulus Black who basically died at the age of 18 to bring down Voldemort single handedly and it actually makes me cry that Reggie is forgotten by a lot of people. Regulus Black didn’t die for you guys to label Snape as the Slytherin hero.
a long time ago i saw a post asking why didn’t sirius take veritaserum when he was sent to azkaban and honestly i think i know why. taking veritaserum means he would have to tell that peter was an animagus, and that certainly would raise some questions such how and why, resulting on him exposing remus as a werewolf, so maybe (most certeinly) sirius orion black was sent to a lifetime in the worst place of the world because he refused to betray his best friend, the only one he had left and if that doesn’t make you cry i don’t know what will
nobody can be as happy as james potter was when lily evans said that she loved him.
nobody can be as happy as sirius black was when fleamont potter called him his son.
nobody can be as happy as remus lupin was when his friends accepted him as who he was.
nobody can be as happy as peter pettigrew was when the marauders rescued him from a bully and said that he was as much of a marauder as they were.
nobody can be as happy as the marauders were in the presence of each other.
i’ll sell my soul to see them happy again.
whatever i dont give a fuck about this fucking discourse anymore yall are wild and obnoxious and all i care about anymore is the fact that Yuri Plisetsky fucking said “Fuck you I’m gonna do what I want and what I love because I love to skate and all I want is to be ME on that ice and I’m gonna show the whole fucking world what i can do” had the goddamn courage to get out there and be himself and be rebellious and be edgy and just show the fuck off. He Went Hard And Didn’t Go Home because fuck you he worked his ass of SO HARD to win that fucking gold and he DESERVES to do what he wants for the exhibition because THAT is his opportunity to show everyone that YES THIS IS ME!!! THIS IS ME!!!
like if you dont fucking think that his monologue in the WTTM manga was powerful fucking reconsider because:
“I’ve always felt like I kept just missing my calling. I realize that this is probably just one moment. One brief moment in my long life to come. But like hell I’m gonna let this one moment control me. In this mad, mad world, all I have to do is just keep on showing everyone that one moment that I, and no one else, chose. And…If I can just trust…that what I love is the key to my salvation…Then I can be reborn as many times as I like on the ice.”
WTTM was Yuri fuckin SNATCHING his freedom and finally being able to make his own choice and flourish and express himself!!!! and i’m fucking proud of him. i’m so proud of him. fuck.
I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF HIM HOLY SHIT GET OUT OF MY FACE I’M CRYING EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND APPRECIATE THIS GROWTH AND THIS COURAGE