My muse is dead. Tell me how yours is dealing with it.

concept: rey and luke droppin their latest album in ep 8 with a diss track on kylo ren

@redsabcr 

[txt] always wearin black [txt] nvr seen u in direct sunlight [txt] evidence is on my side

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🎬 for me to use a line from the last movie I watched as a starter 📹 for me to use a line from my favorite movie as a starter 📚 for me to grab the book nearest to me, flip to a random page, and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter 🎧 for me to shuffle my playlist and use the first line of the next song as a starter 🎶 for me to use my favorite line of the last song I listened to as a starter 📺 for me to use a line from the last TV show I watched as a starter 💻 for me to use a line from my favorite TV show as a starter 🎵for me to shuffle my playlist and use my favorite line of the next song as a starter 😊 for me to make a starter based off the first thing in your wanted plots tag 😉 for me to make a starter based off the first thing in my wanted plots tag 💋 for a shippy starter 😡 for an angsty starter 👊 for an argument/fight starter 🌈 for a random encounter starter 🏩 for a nsfw starter 📫 for a text message starter 💀 for a dark starter 🍬 for a fluffy starter

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS SENTENCE STARTERS

“We’re werewolves not swearwolves.” “I put it like this: if you’re going to eat a sandwich, you would enjoy it more if you knew that no one had fucked it.”  “Ah! It’s a spinal column, yuck!” “I should just bring a broom down here for you if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons.” “I got you this chicken.” “It’s not a meeting about how cool you are.”  “The point is that you have not done the dishes in five years.”  “He’s a great guy. Bit of a pervert, but he has some great ideas.” “If you’re going to eat a victim on my nice, clean couch, put down some newspaper.” “You might bite someone and think ‘ooh those are some nice pants.’”  “I’m going for a look that says ‘dead but delicious.’” “We are the bait, but we are also the trap.”  “They can’t be people that I like because, of course, they will be victims.”  “I don’t know how to explain it. Just hot and cold and bloody eyes and flying and stuff.”  “I accept them for who they are, even though one of them killed me.” “We don’t smell our own crotches; we smell each other’s crotches and it’s a form of greeting.”  “You may have noticed that I changed all of our tennis games to nighttime tennis games.”  “At first I wanted to kill him, but now I’m glad I’ve taken the time to get to know him.”  “It’s amazing to see how far technology can go forward if you’re not paying attention.”  [ txt ] Ther iz a crucifix behind you. “With humans there’s a tendency to die.”  “All I’m saying is that if I had a penis I would have been bitten years ago.” “It’s a big homoerotic dick-biting club, and I’m stuck here ironing their frills!” “Our friend’s just been killed in a fatal sunlight accident.”  “Get up and stand on this ceiling like a man.”  “Let’s just see what other safety points they have and then maybe we’ll kill them.” “He doesn’t like that you wear the same jacket as him, and he would like you to find a new, original style.” “And I said ‘GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BALLS, BEAST.’”  “JUST LEAVE MY TO DO MY DARK BIDDING ON THE INTERNET!” “Has anybody looked at you like they want to eat you?”  “Last time I saw her, she impaled me and called me an asshole.” “Can I ask you a personal question? Are you pre-deceased?” “Fuck off to your tree.” “Making the simple mistake of making a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks and geese…”  “Take all your clothes off that you want to keep.”

savage. 

@detachedsleevesftw @iamnowarrior

From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series Sentence Starters

Funny!

Send my muse anons about their relationships.

For the next hour my muse cannot lie and is insanely blunt to any questions they get on anon