messy chaotic ‘we’re terrible for each other but can’t keep our hands off each other’ prompts
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- “do you ever actually think before speaking? like is your brain capable of processing a thought??” “yeah, it’s just immune to idiotic ones”
- “take that back” “prove me wrong” (or; a cliché ‘make me’)
- being in some sort of intense slightly pointless staring match (after an argument, preferably) and just saying “oh fuck it who cares” and pulling their neck down to kiss them
- “do you the sex would be boring if we didn’t argue before it every time?” “i mean, we could always argue during”
- ^or, alt: doing it once when you’re not arguing instead kinda tipsy but not drunk, and it’s all giggles and laughter and sweet nothings and the next morning being like “oh fuck i actually like them”
- “why does everything with you have to be so difficult!?” “it’s fun getting you all riled up”
- “oh, if i had known that’s all it would take for you to shut up i would’ve done this ages ag-“ “only finish that sentence if you have a death wish”
- “you’re doing it wrong” “jesus, would you just relax” “no because i’m wasting my tim- oh, oh my god-” the other character smirking, “don’t look so smug” “i think i’ve earned the right, now just trust me, okay? believe it or not, i want to make you feel good”
- “so you’ll finally stop being an asshole and just sign the document?” “keep doing this and i’ll sell you my house”
- getting jealous and the other character pretending that it’s unreasonable, but secretly character A is the only one they feel a spark with. the only one they feel excited to be around
- “we should probably stop this” “yeah” … “we’re not going to though, right?” “oh absolutely not”
- “nope no nada, no using sex to get me to do things you want, it’s not going to work anymore”
- “you really are a fucking asshole aren’t you?” “yes, i believe that’s what’s on my resume”
- “i hate you” “i know” “and that won’t change” “i know” “and you’re still okay with this?” no “yes”
- “imagine a universe where we didn’t hate each other, that would be so-“ “boring?” “yeah! like imagine not bickering over tiny things, that’s no fun”
- “she says we bicker like an old married couple”
- talking with a friend; “you shouldn’t go there” “i know” “and you shouldn’t sleep with them” “i know” “it’s a bad idea” “i know” “well. will you?” “..yeah”
- “i know we’re terrible for each other but every time i look at them it’s just like my brain flies out the window and my hormones take over”
- “we’re broken up, it’s just two friends going out for drinks, okay?” ending up in one’s bed, but alright
- “did you sleep together?” “noooo, i just-“ “tripped on a stone and accidentally dailed his number which magically led to you two meeting at a pub and you just magically teleported to your bedroom without your clothes on? yeah, thought so”