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Anonymous asked:
-“If you bob for one apple and get it on the first try I’ll give you a kiss.” (lowprofilekeeper)
“Are you saying you won’t kiss me otherwise?” Erin pouted, looking over at her girlfriend. “Apple bobbing is really just exchanging spit with strangers. I’d rather just kiss you.”
“What’s the point of playing if you get the prize even if you lose? It’s supposed to encourage you.” Jennifer tried not to fall for Erin’s cute face, just raising an eyebrow. “Come on, Erin! We can play among ourselves. The idea of exchanging spit with strangers doesn't appeal me either. Just one apple.”
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They want us to be quiet about that? We’re not gonna be quite about that.
[[ Jennifer Lynch x All the Ghostbusters is my OTP. I can literally find reasons to ship each and one of them with Jenn. Plus Kevin IDEK]]
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[[IT’S TOO EARLY FOR ALL THESE LYNCHBERT FEELINGS. WTH. I DIDN’T SIGN FOR THIS. ]]
[[YOU GOT ME SHIPPING THIS THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU GET ME TO SHIP A THING THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT]]
[[I DON'T REGRET IT. I LOVE. BUT IT'S LIKE 9 IN THE MORNING AMD I JUST SLEPT LIKE 3 HOURS. I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS]]
[[IT'S TOO EARLY FOR ALL THESE LYNCHBERT FEELINGS. WTH. I DIDN'T SIGN FOR THIS. ]]
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[[Jennifer, after ranting about how Erin pisses her off sometimes: But please don’t talk about her
@lowprofilekeeper should come back to give me the Lynchbert MAAN AU]]
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[[Okay but… A Lynchbert Much Ado About Nothing AU. When Abby (Erin’s sister/best friend) and Holtzmann (Jennifer’s friend because they knew each other form college or whatever) get married the two get reunited after like 5 years. But of course they can’t stand each other. Who cares that they’re secretly mad crushing on each other? They don’t do anything about it until Abby/Holtz/Patty start spreading rumours that they like each other.
@lowprofilekeeper please indulge my madness]]
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[[ But not only they hate each other, but Jennifer is constantly trying to get on Erin’s nerves as she’s more straightforward and confident but she does it cause Erin has the cutests reactions, while Holtz&Patty&Abby keep eye-rolling and facepalming at their obviousness ]]
[[ERIN HATES HER SO MUCH BECAUSE SHE LIKES HER SO MUCH LIKE ‘THIS BITCH SHOULD STOP CALLING ME OUT LIKE THIS I HATE HER JUST LET ME KISS THAT SMUG LOOK OFF HER FACE’]]
[[ Basically them:
lowprofilekeeper-archive-blog reblogged
[[Okay but… A Lynchbert Much Ado About Nothing AU. When Abby (Erin’s sister/best friend) and Holtzmann (Jennifer’s friend because they knew each other form college or whatever) get married the two get reunited after like 5 years. But of course they can’t stand each other. Who cares that they’re secretly mad crushing on each other? They don’t do anything about it until Abby/Holtz/Patty start spreading rumours that they like each other.
@lowprofilekeeper please indulge my madness]]
[[ But not only they hate each other, but Jennifer is constantly trying to get on Erin's nerves as she's more straightforward and confident but she does it cause Erin has the cutests reactions, while Holtz&Patty&Abby keep eye-rolling and facepalming at their obviousness ]]
girl power 🎉
scientificxmethod replied to your post “HELL. I HAVEN’T BEEN HERE IN AGES. I miss you all so much. Hope you’re...”
MISS YOUUUUUUU I've become absolute Lynchbert trash since you've been away and I totally blame you
I REGRET NOTHING. I miss these two so much you can’t even imagine </3
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no offense but i just wanna Put It Out There: Jillian Holtzmann and the mayor’s assistant, Jennifer Lynch, totally banged.
