I think this profile has run its course. I need to make something new. I think I might make a new tumblr and just _move_ everything. maybe to discord? If anyone even reads this, my discord is The Void Boi#9439. Add me if you still wanna rp or chat
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LET RALSEI SAY FUCK
“Fuck!”
{{ Hey there guys! So, its been a while since I’ve been here obviously. Life has been- Well. You can imagine with the world it is rn. I finally got a stable new laptop and I’m getting back into roleplay. My question is this. If I brought this blog back from the dead, who would be interested in roleplaying, chatting, intereacting with me in any way again or for the first time? I want to know cause I’m lowkey tempted to move everything to a new blog but this blog is so big and used to be popular. So what do you all think? }}
{{ I was gonna make my starters when I got home, but I’m really tired. @nextgendreemurrs @theyoungraven I’ll have them up tomorrow most likely. }}
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Starter Call!
{{ Hey there guys. So I wanna jumpstart this blog so why not drop one of these? If you like this post and don’t tell me which muse you want(I’m not picky how you tell me) it will be randomized by whoever I wanna play most. Otherwise, let’s have some fun! }}
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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ 8 OUT OF 10 CATS DOES COUNTDOWN / 18.3 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
- ‘that’s not a feminist thing.’
- ‘‘come on women’ is not a slogan we’re gonna be using.’
- ‘he’s a vegan, but what exactly does that mean?’
- ‘what’s the one thing that keeps you from being vegan?’
- ‘why wouldn’t you want to eat cheese?’
- ‘i assume you’ve been in business class before.’
- ‘it’s like the top deck of the bus.’
- ‘your money will save you.’
- ‘and then she feeds you from her breast, and it tastes like snapple and it’s the best.’
- ‘when did you last feel proud of yourself?’
- ‘first class rear, standard front.’
- ‘is there anyone you’d like to apologise to?’
- ‘my thrush was playing up that day.’
- ‘most of all, i’d like to apologise to my kids.’
- ‘has anything annoyed you lately?’
- ‘if they don’t want you to drink the liquid in a lava lamp, why do they make it look so tasty?’
- ‘those sorts of pictures only come once in a lifetime.’
- ‘i’ve invented a revolutionary new product in the fight against filth.’
- ‘if you’re kinky, have a bit of a tickle.’
- ‘clean together, is what i’m saying. don’t make it a solo activity.’
- ‘pinch a boob with it, if you’re kinky.’
- ‘i mean basically if you’re kinky, anything can go anywhere, can’t it?’
- ‘just shove it up there.’
- ‘just in case you might get burgled while you’re doing your cleaning… big knife.’
- ‘what’s the difference between when i was at school and here, now?’
- ‘he had such a nice head shape and beautiful earlobes.’
- ‘there’s a lot of tension between us.’
- ‘he really smells of lynx, doesn’t he?’
- ‘this day and age, everyone’s on the internet.’
- ‘like a motorbike, isn’t it, the internet?’
- ‘it better be funny.’
- ‘i’m feeling a bit cocky.’
- ‘it comes with a free brick.’
- ‘mostly it’s a directory for drugs, booze and sex, to be honest.’
- ‘there’s no nudity of anything in it; it’s just lovely mums who you’d like to foster you.’
- ‘i’m fed up with the same old pinatas.’
- ‘a bicycle chain is her pub fight weapon of choice.’
- ‘what do you like about the UK?’
- ‘yeah. she likes a long one.’
- ‘yeah, we had a hot night.’
- ‘i wouldn’t say it’s a proper beard.’
- ‘did you get distracted by that young man?’
- ‘turns out that a man you went to school with behind me really rocks me off.’
- ‘you’re not allowed to divide things.’
- ‘they don’t want us to win. it doesn’t suit their agenda.’
- ‘i’ve just got a growing empire.’
- ‘there’s money in porn. we all know that.’
- ‘i didn’t think you were going there with it.’
- ‘he’s a dirty bastard.’
- ‘can i just get one of those buttery, flaky fuckers? i dunno what you call it.’
- ‘the trick to eating an apple is to just attack the apple violently like it’s an enemy.’
- ‘wowsers, i thought you were the smart one.’
- ‘fingers help you eat a sausage roll.’
- ‘here’s some irish soda bread.’
- ‘stick your fucken finger in your eye.’
- ‘these fingers think they’re a horse.’
- ‘you can also hear, if you listen closely, david bowie turning in his grave.’
- ‘lube kits; the bigger the better.’
- ‘i thought i’d ruin it for her.’
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Send me 🦇 for a starter in which your muse is a vampire, transformed into a bat, who has gotten stuck in my muse’s house.
I cannot be held accountable for any harm or injury by way of broom, newspaper, or net.
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heroes → enemies starters:
from the enemy:
❝ can’t let me go , can you ? you never could . ❞ ❝ please let me make it quick . ❞ ❝ it’s time to say goodbye now . ❞ ❝ i’m sorry it had to come to this . ❞ ❝ do they know ? have you told them yet ? ❞ ❝ i NEVER liked you . ❞ ❝ i cared about you . what a mistake that was . ❞ ❝ do you really think i wanted to spend another stinking second with you ? ❞ ❝ don’t you dare look at me like everything’s okay . ❞ ❝ you think i can’t do it , don’t you ? ❞ ❝ this is the only thing that makes me feel okay ! ❞ ❝ you’re out of lives . game over . ❞ ❝ please . i’m happier here than i ever was with you . ❞ ❝ i’ve reached the point of no return . deal with it . ❞ ❝ do you regret them ? all the words you said? ❞ ❝ it’s too late for sorry . ❞ ❝ do you think i wanted this ? did you ever think i wanted this ? ❞ ❝ i have no choice . ❞ ❝ it was all a lie . how does that make you feel ? ❞ ❝ we used to be friends , ___ . what happened? ❞ ❝ i don’t CARE what you think anymore . ❞ ❝ don’t you understand ? i’m not like you ! ❞ ❝ take me back to yesterday … i’d have so much fun destroying it . ❞ ❝ for the record … i’m not sorry . ❞ ❝ are you really so oblivious ? ❞ ❝ don’t act like you care . ❞ ❝ did you miss me ? ❞
from the hero:
❝ ___ , it doesn’t have to be like this ! ❞ ❝ look at yourself ! you don’t want to do this . so why are you doing it ?! ❞ ❝ you were never sorry . ❞ ❝ but you don’t want to say goodbye , do you ? ❞ ❝ don’t say things like that . ❞ ❝ we’re still friends… aren’t we? ❞ ❝ you don’t have to do this . ❞ ❝ what would they say if they could see you now ? ❞ ❝ i don’t understand . ❞ ❝ why can’t you just talk to me?! ❞ ❝ the real you is in there somewhere . not this immoral stranger - the REAL you , who wouldn’t stand for any of this ! ❞ ❝ what went wrong? ❞ ❝ easy now… ❞ ❝ go on . do it . if you really think you can . ❞ ❝ you hate me , don’t you ? ❞ ❝ does this make you feel happy ? be honest with me . ❞ ❝ please ! stop ! you’re better than this ; i know you are ! ❞ ❝ you’re really just going to let them die like that ?! ❞ ❝ you can stop . you can still stop , ___ ! ❞ ❝ don’t make me hurt you ! i don’t want to ! ❞ ❝ listen , i’m sorry , okay ?! just come back ! come back home ! ❞ ❝ i can’t go back without you ! ❞ ❝ no. you’re wrong ! this is just some sick joke . you’re lying ! ❞ ❝ did you ever care ? ❞ ❝ you’re making a mistake ! ❞ ❝ you don’t mean that . ❞ ❝ i’m not here to kill you , but i will if i have to ! ❞ ❝ why ? ❞
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Misunderstood Villains/Anti-Hero Sentence Starters
- “I didn’t do it for them!”
- “How in the world did you misunderstood that?
- “I killed them for a reason, or did the list of their wrongdoings mean little to you?”
- “I did what I must.”
- “Yes, I’m an arsonist, but nothing I burned wasn’t worth salvaging, I promise you that.”
- “Of course I stole it- you know what they would have done with it if I hadn’t?!”
- “You are fortunate that I at least know friend from foe- unlike yourself.”
- “They knew to much and they never knew how to keep their mouth shut.”
- “You are a fool if you think they would’ve let anyone in by simply knocking on their front door and asking.”
- “Some people aren’t worth keeping alive.”
- “If you learned how to dirty your hands every once in awhile, I would be out of a job.”
- “If you’re here to scold me, save your breath.”
- “They won’t be missed.”
- “I have the information right here- since breaking and entering gives you hives.”
- “Put it to good use.”
- “I don’t sass you about your good behavior and you don’t sass me about my bad habits- agreed?”
- “I am only a law-abiding citizen when there is a law worth abiding by.”
- “Fine, I won’t kill them- but I will make them regret their decisions.”
- 🔪+ add your own!
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Starter Call!
{{ Hey there guys. So I wanna jumpstart this blog so why not drop one of these? If you like this post and don’t tell me which muse you want(I’m not picky how you tell me) it will be randomized by whoever I wanna play most. Otherwise, let’s have some fun! }}
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{{ Hey guys. Guess who got a laptop, and is planning on coming back? This guy. This blog is gonna go through a major revamp, but then, I’m back! I promise. Take this as a chance to message me if you remember me from the old days and wanna reconnect, or if you are a new friend who wants to talk or roleplay. New muses will soon be available as well! }}
{{ I didn’t change my profile picture mostly so people would remember me. But I’m probably going to do so soon. Editing this as a warning mostly. }}
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“Your hair looks just like starlight. It’s beautiful.” (For Jack Frost)
“You think so? Heh. It is really pretty at night.”
Jack got rather lost in the praise for a moment, before something important struck him. Admittedly, making him tense and shift.
“Hey. Wait. Can you- See me?”
The young angel tilted her head in confusion. “Why would I not be able to see you?” Was it normal for humans not to be seen? She thought that she could see every human.
“It’s like my hair! I’ve never met any other human that has silver hair…like a winters frost.” She smiles gently, almost heavenly.
“Because no one else can. Everyone else seems to just- walk through me. They don’t- Believe in me I think.” He laughed, happy for the change of subject.
“Funny you say that actually.” Jack grinned, walking over and playfully jumping on the wind in the area, lifting himself off the ground.
“Well I think that’s silly! No one can walk through a hu—“ her thought was interrupted by watching him lifting himself off the ground. The angel watched in amusement, giggling with delight!
“W-Wow! How do you do that?” Mika ran over to him and took his hand. Just as cold as mine…possibly even colder…that means…
“I’m Mika! Who…are you?”
“Human- isn’t quite a label that applies to me anymore. My name is Jack Frost. It’s a pleasure to meet you.” The winter spirit grinned, taking her hand and shaking it. It was such a relief to feel a solid hand that wasn’t the guardians.
“It’s just- what I do. It’s hard to explain. But I’m a spirit of winter to the best of my knowledge. What about you?”
Starter Call!
{{ Hey there guys. So I wanna jumpstart this blog so why not drop one of these? If you like this post and don’t tell me which muse you want(I’m not picky how you tell me) it will be randomized by whoever I wanna play most. Otherwise, let’s have some fun! }}
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“Your hair looks just like starlight. It’s beautiful.” (For Jack Frost)
“You think so? Heh. It is really pretty at night.”
Jack got rather lost in the praise for a moment, before something important struck him. Admittedly, making him tense and shift.
“Hey. Wait. Can you- See me?”
The young angel tilted her head in confusion. “Why would I not be able to see you?” Was it normal for humans not to be seen? She thought that she could see every human.
“It’s like my hair! I’ve never met any other human that has silver hair…like a winters frost.” She smiles gently, almost heavenly.
“Because no one else can. Everyone else seems to just- walk through me. They don’t- Believe in me I think.” He laughed, happy for the change of subject.
“Funny you say that actually.” Jack grinned, walking over and playfully jumping on the wind in the area, lifting himself off the ground.
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I made a flag for the tumblr app
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Send ❤️ + a URL and I’ll write something nice about them/their blog!
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» send me ↕ + your muse’s height
I will compare your muse’s height to mine using this website.