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He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle
In Romanian the verb "a toarce" means both "to purr" and "to spin wool".
In Romanian
the verb “a toarce” means both “to
purr” and “to spin wool”.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
"let's finish setting up your computer" i've had this laptop since 2018 maybe you shoukd just kill yourself mr windows
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
More from the notes:
I love this post
The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
WAREHOUSE 13 (2009–2014) ⤷ 3.12 Stand
Stock associate got distracted
that scene in tlo where thalia tells percy he can't start feeling sorry for luke bc luke made his choices. and thalia reveals that the reason they couldn't make it to camp in time for all of them to make it to camp was bc luke kept picking fights. and annabeth never saw this as wrong bc luke was her hero. so thalia had to pick up the pieces. and percy thinking both that luke was put in a cruel position and that luke was putting others in a cruel position. and percy is the only character who understood both sides of luke bc annabeth sees only the best of him and thalia sees only the worst. and that's why percy is the prophecy kid and the one who gives luke the knife. bc annabeth had spent the entire series essentially giving luke the knife when he didn't deserve it. and thalia was never going to give luke the knife. but percy is the only one who can see exactly when luke deserves the knife.
gods
anyone else tired of seeing rhaenicent edits/art/think pieces where rhaenyra takes the more masculine role in the relationship?
the rhaenyra who had everyone gagged bc of her proclivity for fashion? the rhaenyra who, despite being ridiculed for her gender on a daily basis, loved being a woman? the rhaenyra that embraced her femininity and refused to bend to the men around her? the rhaenyra who found strength in motherhood and adored her children with her entire being? THAT rhaenyra?
regardless of shipping preferences wlw relationships don’t need to fit into the stereotypical heteronormative roles that so many find the need to shackle them into so that said individuals can ‘understand’ them.
sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013
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My dad has a little gag he loves doing that involves me being trans (it’s fun- don’t worry).
So, my dead name is also the name of a food item (spelled different but sounds the same). We sometimes eat that food item- it’s a nice treat. His little joke is that he will only call that food “Dead Names”- which leads to hilarious instances of hearing my 70 year old father call out “Hey, I’m going to go grab some Dead Names while we’re here!” while he’s half way down the isle in the grocery store, or him coming home and saying “hey, I picked up a box of Dead Names while I was out! :)”
It just makes me so overwhelmingly happy that my old name is not something wrapped in grief. It doesn’t represent a loss. It is something we can smile about and remember even if it doesn’t fit me anymore.
Your dad sounds so cool
He is! Sometimes he uses the wrong pronouns, but he consistently does that to cis people too, so I’m p sure that’s just him never thinking about pronouns in general. No thought, head empty/ his ADHD thought process goes too fast to register them.
Also the First Thing he said to me after I came out as trans was “Is it ok if I call you Sam? Samuel is just kinda formal for an every day thing.”
(The second thing he said to me was that he loved me no matter what.)
(The second thing he
said to me was that he loved
me no matter what.)
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
did you know that if you type "58008" into a calculator *giggling* and then, if you turn it upsidedown,, *giggling*
official boob post
When Apollo 11 successfully landed and the images were released, ‘The Sun’ newspaper in Vancouver changed it’s name to ‘The Moon’ to report it.
The exclamation point is a nice touch!
Shujaiya, Gaza, a flattened apartment complex bears graffiti reading “All this family killed by US weapons.”
Seeing this post making the rounds today, it bears mentioning that this is in fact from 2014, when an almost identical genocide was taking place against Gaza. Yet, this graffiti stands true today as much as it did a decade ago.
