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ohhhh my god hi guys . it's been so long holy shit . i'm logging in here for a minute of course because of all the totk hype making me miss my little guy recently and i was curious if anyone else was still around here ! no idea if anyone here will remember me but this blog was such a source of joy to me back when i was active and i treasure it for nostalgia's sake :] link is still very dear to me even though i don't rp on tumblr much these days and generally stick to d. isc / ord

i'm mostly just here to wish everyone a good time playing totk , but any of my old writing partners and whatnot are always welcome to add me on d. isc / ord @ storm#2114 as long as you let me know who you are ! love you guys :]

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‘ look at all those chickens. ’

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V I N E S         @letsbeedle   !
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             CURIOUS EXPRESSION glanced first to BEEDLE and then to what had drawn his attention.  a flock of cuccos !  the hero’s face lit up, ever-so easily excited. he looked back and forth between the two for a few moments, as if internally debating something.

       HE CROUCHED DOWN, doing a strange little combination of sneaking along the ground and making little hops to go further faster. it wasn’t long before he crouched among the flock, another moment of pause, and then he snatched one up, holding it high above his head as he ran all the way back to beedle.                     !!  

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‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ / gr8 first interaction if i do say so myself

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V I N E S      /     @flamboyence    !    a beautiful start
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             EYES WIDENED, then swiftly narrowed in his best attempt at a withering glare.    ( honestly, it was …  probably closer to a grumpy, perhaps slightly constipated look. )    he put his hands on his hips, ignoring the aching pain in his chest - bruised ribs certainly hurt more than broken ones - and turned his nose up at the rito.

           the notion of  ‘ go suck an egg ’  was hopefully made clear.

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* vine meme

a shit ton of lines from different vines.
  • look at all those chickens. ’ 
  • i’ve always wanted to do this!
  • i fell down the stairs. i hate when nobody shares.
  • can you tell me a bedtime story?
  • bro, you can’t tell anybody.   
  • yeah, i’m good. i’m just happy for you.’ 
  • dude, it’s like we kissed!
  • TAKE THE PICTURE!  
  • oh, my god. we just locked eyes.
  • yooo!  
  • you look upset.
  • i got bit by a spider. it gave me superpowers! ’
  • i’d be a unicorn. because no one believes in me.
  • yeaaah, yeaaah. ’ 
  • ‘ the only fitness here is me fitting this pizza in my mouth! 
  • well, i don’t have to do anything except pay taxes and die.
  • girl, you look fierce today! WE LOVE IT.
  • can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle?
  • I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ 
  • i’ll beat your ass if that’s a ticket. ’ 
  • you want some vodka?
  • road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does.
  • i smell like beef.
  • you better STOP YELLING.
  • your secret’s safe with me. 
  • and we are two very supportive guys.
  • MY BEST FRIEND POOPED HIS PANTS! 
  • ‘ honey, you’ve got a big storm comin’. ’  
  • fuck you, that’s why!
  • yeah, no shit, honey! 
  • today’s forecast. we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. fucked. up.
  • is that a weed? i’m calling the police!
  • just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ 
  • i sneezed! ’
  • i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party.
  • hey, how you doing?  
  • i’m doin’ just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside
  • oh my god, why can’t you just take the fricken compliment! 
  • and they were roommates! ’
  • i wanna fucking die.
  • you remember one time i liked you? 
  • yo, drink this vodka down the hatch. c’mon. ’
  • mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!
  • he needs some milk!
  • the yo-yo master did not answer. he just kept on yo-ing
  • WHAT’S UP, FUCKERS?
  • bored as sheeeet. 
  • do you ever shut the fuck up?
  • welcome back to me screaming.   
  • sorry, i’m on the toilet.
  • babe, are you serious?
  • i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room. 
  • NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE!  
  • you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD. boogie woogie woogie.  
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✍ + 13, 19

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H E A D C A N O N S      /     @goddessoath   !
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13     /     THE KIND OF MUSIC THEY LIKE

              MUSIC HAS ALWAYS  been deeply important to link, and he enjoys it for the most part no matter what kind. he is a bit partial to wind instruments like flutes & reedpipes & ocarinas, or the stringed refrains of a violin. it’s not uncommon to find him humming a tune, despite his ever-so present quietness.       perhaps before his CENTURY-LONG SLUMBER, he could play instruments of his own, but this is a skill likely lost to him && he’d have to relearn.

19     /     WHAT MAKES THEM HAPPY

              HE GETS EASILY EXCITED  over even simple pleasures, ever eager to see new things. if you show him something he hasn’t seen before, he’ll go all !!!! inside.       but even little, simple things can make him happy                 the fact that someone actually cares about him enough to think of him not just as ‘ the hero ‘ but as an actual person       can bring warmth to his soul.

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H E A D C A N O N S     /     @strengthinspirit   !
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16    /    WHAT REALLY SCARES THEM   ?

             LINK  is no stranger to fear, but there’s a sharp difference between the flickering kind that simmers in your gut … and the stinging kind that boils in your chest, tugging at your ribs and making your hair stand on end.       THERE ARE TOO many things that he’s grown accustomed to, fighting for his life and completing dangerous tasks and all that. that part no longer scares him.                         but the prospect of failing ?  of not being able to complete what’s expected of him, of not being able to save people ?  it’s terrifying to think that it’s all weighted upon his shoulders, that if he makes a mistake it’ll all come crashing down.         … maybe that’s why he’s a little afraid of other people, too.

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For every ✍ + a number I receive, I will share one headcanon for my muse about...

  1. …their sleep schedule.
  2. …being touched.
  3. …how long they hold grudges.
  4. …how sensitive they are to insults.
  5. …being complimented.
  6. …being alone.
  7. …meeting new people.
  8. …getting sick (a cold, flu, etc.)
  9. …eating.
  10. …their handwriting.
  11. …how easily they make friends.
  12. …how educated they are.
  13. …the type of music they like.
  14. …a beloved toy or pet they had as a child.
  15. …where they see themselves in ten years.
  16. …what really scares them.
  17. …how good they are with technology.
  18. …how they would describe their personality.
  19. …what makes them happy.
  20. …what they think the meaning of life is.
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❝Let me play a sad song for you on the world’s smallest violin.❞

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S P O N G E B O B   /   @goddessoath  !
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                        O,    FICKLE GODDESSES, WOE BE HIS FATE !

                    (   how CRUEL and UNFAIR these wilds could truly be !   )

       THE HERO had taken to swimming in just his underwear yet again, a move some would say to be rather childish and inane. he’d thought himself alone, in the wee hours of the night - yet luck would be a rotten mistress when NOISE from up above startled him. in a panic, he’d fell victim to TRUE ATROCITY … he’d scraped his knee on a rock.

             he now sat on the shoreline, looking up at the princess and cradling his poor, poor knee. the rest of his clothing still lay in a bundle upon the grass.

                               zelllll ”  he pouted.

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Spongebob Starters! (1/?)

  • ❝Is mayonnaise an instrument?❞ 
  • ❝I’m ugly and I’m proud.❞
  • ❝Get off of me!❞
  • ❝I guess you’re gonna miss the panty raid.❞
  • ❝That didn’t help at all!❞
  • ❝I don’t need it.❞
  • ❝My leg!❞
  • ❝It took me three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS.❞
  • ❝Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.❞
  • ❝Don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else?❞
  • ❝That hat makes you look like a girl.❞
  • ❝Can I be excused for the rest of my life?❞
  • ❝I’m ready!❞ 
  • ❝I got diarrhea!❞
  • ❝It’ll go right to your thighs!❞
  • ❝Let me play a sad song for you on the world’s smallest violin.❞
  • ❝I just thought of something funnier than 24.❞
  • ❝You must acquire a taste for free-form jazz.❞
  • ❝Firmly grasp it in your hand.❞
  • ❝What? It’s just an ordinary – OH MY GOODNESS.❞
  • ❝ Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.❞ 
  • ❝You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.❞
  • ❝Is this how you get your sick kicks?!❞
  • ❝Be assertive!❞
  • ❝The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.❞
  • ❝You’re a genius!❞
  • ❝You just can’t wait for me to die, can you?❞
  • ❝Now he’s gonna kick my butt!❞
  • ❝This is not your average everyday darkness. This is ADVANCED darkness…❞
  • ❝That’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.❞
  • ❝Hello. I like money.❞
  • ❝Don’t worry, this will only hurt a lot!❞
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