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human by chance š§š«
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dan doodle :)
ālook at you go!ā
Can I put that I helped get #phan to 14 on the tumblr ship charts on my resume? "Participated in viral social media campaign," etc
My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
This you?
I don't think I'll ever recover from this one
I WOULD KILL FOR YOU BABY BOY
this is so him
convinced we would go up like 8 places if they uploaded it takes two specifically
you wouldnāt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
just full on cock in your name then? subtlety has lost all meaning here
brother you wouldnāt survive a 5 minute dm conversation with me im not even half as depraved on here
Doesn't matter if Phil has the deepest throat, we all know he never gets to fill it to its full potential.
bro defend yourself @danielhowell
bromance.
cry laughing
ever since i was a little boy i've always wanted to be shipped with a friend by strangers on the internet
supernatural said dean and cas can't say "i love you" because we operate from a "show not tell" storytelling perspective. okay where's the making out then.
My head cannon is that they wear matching boxers with hearts on them and Kath bought them
imagine your mum buys you and your partner matching underwear