tout va bien ici

The French really don’t fuck around.

I CANT BELIEVE WE GET TO SEE THEM GET MARRIED 😭

- Don’t forget me. - I won’t remember anything else.

So, in my mind yes. I’m a bit of a sap with this stuff, but I think Dani’s absolutely with her. - Mike Flanagan

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

i think that if you know who elyza lex was you deserve financial compensation

cinema peaked with this

12 years ago, today…

“First of all, everyone’s not queer in the show, right? But I’m also like, why can’t they be? We’ve grown up watching every single show with all straight people.”-Abbi Jacobson, saying what we are all always thinking

All About Love, bell hooks | Snow and Dirty Rain, Richard Siken