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Ain't no thing like me, except me!

@dyinglikenarcissus / dyinglikenarcissus.tumblr.com

You can call me Nar | she/her | 21+
This is a 18+ blog.
My fic blog: https://www.tumblr.com/foolish--fools
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Master List

All of my readers are beautiful black women because I’m a beautiful black woman but anyone can read

My AO3!

You can buy me a ko-fi, if you’d like!

*I didn’t make any of these gifs but they’re very pretty*

Sam Wilson
Chocolate Hazelnut *explicit* - bakery AU
Happy Birthday Mr. America *explicit*
Steve Rogers
The Cabin *explicit*
Braided fluffy drabble
Get This Girl a Shield fluffy drabble
Coffee *explicit*
Good Vibrations *explicit*
No Cap? fluffy drabble
Valentine's Day *explicit*
Feel Better *explicit*
Staying Home fluff
Luna *explicit*
Another One *explicit* - a/b/o au in the Luna universe
DJs Love You 3000 Challenge - Stripped *explicit* stripper au
Red White and Blue Room *explicit* Wanda x Steve x Natasha bondage smut
Stripped Naked *explicit* stripper au
Bucky Barnes
Foxy *explicit* - a/b/o au
Foxy - Part II *explicit* - a/b/o au
One More Time - angsty drabble a/b/o au in the foxy universe
Let's Get Married - fluffy drabble a/b/o au in the foxy universe
Stucky
The Boys Next Door *explict* college au series
Kiss Me Through the Phone *explicit* in The Boys Next Door Universe
Let’s Try Something New *explicit*
Loki
Goddess OC x Loki
Lee Bodecker
Caramel *explicit*
Caramel - Part II *explicit*
The Help *explicit*
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mechamedusa

burying your face in his neck while you ride him on the couch. feeling his head turn and his lips glide a wet path over your jaw before he nips at it, breathing something about how good you’re making him feel — or maybe something with more of a teasing edge. getting tired? need me to do it for you? his hands cupping under your ass, getting a good handful before moving up to grip and guide your movements. maybe a light smack for encouragement. there you go, don’t stop now. ride that dick. you do it so well, baby. so well that i don’t think i can pull out.

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tsatsuma69

bees?

to elaborate:

- her parents didn't belive she was hearing "monsters" in the walls. it was 60,000 bees

- she is 3 years old

- her parents gave her a spray bottle to "spray away the monsters". it was 60,000 bees

- they didn't belive her for 8 minths

- removal cost them $20,000 BECAUSE IT WAS 60,000 BEES!!!!!!

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My cat probably thinks I really like bugs because I get “excited” when I see them and collect them all in the trash can. He probably thinks he’s helping when he just finds them, always lets me know about it, and doesn’t kill them because “Sissy wants it”

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