me: look at this guy I’m talking to on hinge
my sister: he looks too old for you
me, 26: he’s 30 :\
and here everyone thought AI would be a comp sci major, but it actually majored in english
i gather tiny guilty exchanges/
like pearls strung on a necklace/
they slide through the fingers of my mind/
clutched late at night/
we act innocuous/
i try to act subtle/
but one wrong move/
that thread will snap/
and all those thoughts will bounce across the floor between us/
are they precious if only i covet them/
if i alone take milky pleasure from speaking to you/
i sift my words carefully around you/
am i perverse/
a look to savor your stretch/
the glimpse of soft skin revealed/
i salivate for you/
you could do whatever you want to me/
and i would take it gladly/
doggedly/
be unfair to me/
i want to throw myself at your feet/
for even your indifference/
i want you to gather the pearls at my neck in your fist/
and twist/
kiss my lips/
3/18/24
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I love the Nintendo switch but the Nintendo switch doesn’t love me, you know? I felt like the wii loved me
ah my favorite place to be, curled up on the bathroom floor
this is the worst poem
i wish I could send it to my old friend because she would 1000% roast this but we don’t talk any more so here it is as a memorial to a stupid poem that made me think of her
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Even skulduggery knows the importance of calcium for strong bones. Once a month, he buys a godly amount of milk and has an hour-long bath to keep his bones nice and strong. He’s tried different types of milk (even oat milk on one occasion) but nothing beats good ol’ whole milk.
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Since coming back from America, val has been on a mission to buy the strangest Christmas presents for skul purely for her own entertainment. For her first Christmas back, she got him an airfryer, then she got him a massage gun, and the most recent purchase she made was a Nespresso coffee machine. Every time she goes to his house, she insists that she can’t get any work done until she’s had a little cappuccino.
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Skulduggery actually found the Arbiter job on Indeed, where he also applied for ‘catering assistant’ and ‘Build-A-Bear supervisor’. It was a low time in his life…
i think the crystal gems did Steven dirty
if someone in a vet office held a microphone up to my cat and made them growl and hiss, I would Complain™