Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

me since graduating 

I’m sorry but this is THE funniest thing I’ve read today

a goth mom posted this on facebook in an argument about public breastfeeding and I just felt very impressed

@shitpostsampler PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU I know it’s not a text post but still

dead bug on my balcony this morning

sad :(

I’m planning to organize a funeral

You’re all invited

Can i write a eulogy

Please do

HE CAME BACK TO LIFE

What did I make this bug-size coffin for then

Oh my god nael

He’s chillin right now

He says hello and thank you for your genuine kindness towards him

Update :

BUG FRIEND IS ACTUALLY A TRAITOR

Look at this lil mothersucker

Last update :

Bug Jesus/Bug Friend is no longer a friend. Actually this is with deep sorrow that I announce you he might be dead for real now. Learning he was a lil blood sucker, my mom threw him out the window. He didn’t even have a propre burial.

At least the little paper coffin I made will always remind me of his determination to stay alive

Please now pay your respects

Press F to pay respects

WE KILLED AN INNOCENT MAN

Oh jesus fuck nael this is a goddamn soap opera

EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING SO FAST I’M IN TEARS AND MY MOM IS ROARING WITH LAUGHTER SAYING IT’S ALL MY FAULT

screaming at self to paint the fucking deer already

Here’s the fucking deer.

I scanned the fucking deer.  I might post him properly on my art account, but here he is clearer for anyone that wanted to see. 

I love the fucking deer.

“my battery is low and it’s getting dark” is so hauntingly human, so crushingly lonely. I can’t articulate the deep, profound ache that sentence evokes. It’s acceptance and defeat and terror and sadness all at once, all from one tiny machine we asked to explore the stars for us.

and this is the last image it ever broadcast back home:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gentler, better summary of death.

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

Oh man, It doesn’t end there.

This isn’t the first song NASA sent Opportunity. They had a playlist:

https://www.space.com/41434-mars-rover-opportunity-wakeup-music-playlist.html?fbclid=IwAR3uL6q4tOmLQTIEhiwYegGc99nv4N01HQKItpCLQiQYIptBOevNN6uIyT8

It’s on Spotify, it’s called “Opportunity, wake up!“

This is what’s great about NASA and it’s what’s great about people. These are world-class engineers. When they sent a rover to another planet they could have easily looked at it as just another scientific tool. But people don’t do that. We can and will get emotionally attached to the most inanimate of objects. We can and will anthropomorphize anything. And frankly Opportunity’s camera mast looks like a little face with eyes and everything, so why not?

So they started calling it her.

They nicknamed her Oppy.

They told her to take a selfie not long ago.

After 15 years of Oppy flipping the double bird to her original 90 day life expectancy, when a planet-spanning dust storm finally knocked her out and she stopped responding to the engineer’s wake-up messages, they started playing music for her.

And after 8 months and almost 1000 unanswered wake-up messages, when it was finally clear that Oppy was never going to wake up, the last thing these world-class NASA engineers did for their little rover on another planet

Was play her a love song

why did my mom end this text with a wink

what your newsies ships say about you, part 1: jack and race

these are all good natured jokes and I ship most of these anyway no judgement

jatherine: you probably have every disney movie completely memorized word for word and own like 3 pairs of mickey mouse ears. also a pianist.

javid: bi as heck. 

jack/crutchie: you’re in love with at least one of your best friends and also have no impulse control.

jack/specs: you’re a mom friend through and through. also a mess.

jack/spot: you think you’re really cool because your tastes are “unconventional”.

sprace: you probably swear about every other word. also probably prefer 92sies to the musical because it has more canon. I bet you dance too.

ravey: you ship it because you’re the physical embodiment of either race or davey to the point where it’s almost creepy.

ralbert: your favorite harry potter characters are the marauders and the weasley twins and you try to live your life as chaotic neutral as possible but not actual chaotic neutral just the “hey what if I fought a bear right now” kind

Ravey, pretty accurate

davey, on meeting race: haha, that’s a funny name

jack: it’s short for racetrack

davey: it’s short for ʷʰᵃᵗ ⁿᵒʷ

y'all ever just in the mood to mutilate a .jpeg

I got one of the best pictures I ever made out of that urge

it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness

If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?

I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face

My first major surgery was done by a clean cut, gorgeous man with a French accent.

Didn’t stop him from fucking up my surgery and losing his license to practice here because he liked to do cocaine before surgery.

Its almost like how someone looks doesn’t dictate their qualifications.

COME TO ME. But really, come through.

May I present my Go The Fuck To Sleep flag, for when your mutual is not asleep but should be

Here are the color meanings:

It’s -10°F in Des Moines, Iowa today, so global warming is a complete hoax

[tweet from Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio: Put your money where your month is. Right there. Near the bottom of your face. Put your money in there. Eat it. Eat your money. This has been financial news.]