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Crochet Time!

@counting-stitches / counting-stitches.tumblr.com

My crochet and my life
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Hey crocheting tumblr, I picked up the basic-bitch “I taught myself to crochet” kit last night. My friend taught me some basics two weeks ago but I’ve basically forgotten it all because I can’t visualize shit (hell yeah aphantasia, or damn close to it at least), but I have a book now, so it’s cool. My fiber art of choice is cross-stitch, but I figure it might be worth expanding my gayness into other forms of handicrafts and seeing if they’re fun. Might end up making some little vidja-game dolls or something if this works out.

what do you wish you’d known when you started crocheting?

Experiment with ways to hold your yarn. I picked one from the first video I saw, kept powering through until my hand stopped cramping, now the way I hold my yarn to keep tension is mildly concerning and basically impossible for anyone else to replicate.

I also have aphantasia but it has literally never been a problem for me when crocheting because I know what the stitches feel like. You should become familiar with the types of stitches, what each motion/part of crocheting creates, and then how to tell the different stitches apart based on that.

Also I’m sure a million other people have also said this, but never be afraid to undo your own work if you’re unhappy with it. On the flip side, don’t strive for perfection 100% of the time either, because then you’ll never finish anything. You need to find the middle ground of “this may have issues, but I’m happy enough to finish it”

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

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knottybliss

HOW DARE YOU

I WILL LEARN PEARL KNOTTING AND NO BEING SHALL STOP ME

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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

Throwback to the time when a group of us were trying to troubleshoot why one of my friend’s hexagon cardigan wasn’t coming out like the pictures. It wasn’t until the FOURTH person looked at it, that they counted that there were actually 8 sides, not 6 like everyone else counted

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melociraptor

How to crochet a temperature blanket in eight easy steps (with pictures) :

Step 1: choose your colors and set the ranges

Step 2: get started crocheting!

Step 3: hmm. This is only a month and it’s pretty long.

Step 4: maybe a double crochet was the wrong stitch for this

Step 5: haha yeah it’s a little big

Step 6: stop looking at the blanket as a whole.

Step 7: keep crocheting. Ignore the fact that you can no longer easily lift the project. Stop taking pictures of your progress entirely. Keep the finished parts folded so you never really see it all at once.

Step 8: finish and gaze upon the titan you have created.

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

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Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)

Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)

How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)

How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)

Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)

Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)

How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)

Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game

Go (back) to school

Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Introduction to philosophy (free college course)

Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)

Learn a language

Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)

Portuguese (Brazil)

American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)

Chinese (Simplified)

Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)

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rosybetta

It's so fucked up that I can't easily knit and read at the same time

I actually figured out how to do this! The trick was that I was so tired that my brain just did both the knitting and reading on autopilot!

I do need to be a certain level of tired or mentally checked out to be able to do this unfortunately

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knithacker

"It takes 35,000 stitches to make a pair of socks, so that's 35,000 actions you're doing to produce this item that will hopefully take care of somebody, it's kind of like magic." 🔮✨🐇🧶❤️

I love this project - they complete UFOs left behind by loved ones.

If you want to sign up to finish projects, you can skip directly to their website. They do crochet and quilting projects as well as knitting.

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tj-crochets

The dreidel is done and it can actually spin!!! I’ll get the pattern up soon

The gif is kinda blurry so here are some pictures of the finished dreidel!

Dreidel pattern below the read more! There are some slightly unusual construction techniques in here, but nothing complicated. If you can do single crochet, you can make a dreidel! Let me know if you have any questions, and if you make a dreidel with my pattern I’d love to see it! 

In case anyone would rather have a pdf, the dreidel pattern is also up on my Ravelry!  https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/dreidel-6 It’s the same exact pattern, but download-able

The holidays are coming up, so here’s the free dreidel pattern I wrote a while back! It’s a pretty simple pattern and it is very fun to spin

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"Knitted chair set #4604", taken from Chair Backs by the American Thread Company, 1947. These kind of lacy decorations (either knitted, tatted, or crocheted) were used to cover worn out spots on the chair arms, and to prevent sweat/oil from the sitter's neck and scalp from staining the back.

The book can be read for free in entirety here, courtesy of Project Gutenberg.

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You may have heard of pilk (pepsi milk) but have you heard of evermilk? It’s a concoction my friends created that’s everclear mixed with milk. Surprisingly, it was described as “not as bad as you’d expect, but still not good”

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I've heard fiber art communities can be fucking nuts, but I just had one person I ordered yarn from local send me an email apologizing profusely about the fact my order would be a day late because she had to take her father to the hospital ( he's fine, thankfully), and earlier had another yarn seller worried I'd be upset the yarn I'd ordered from her was from two different animals, grown two different years.

The fuck did I get myself into?

I buy all of my tools used from other fibre artists, and every single time they added a small (or large) something to the parcel like fibre, spin-ins, yarn markers etc. I once asked an indie dyer if a certain colourway would maybe come back at some point, and she immediately went out and bought the special dye needed for it, just so she could dye a batch for me. A team of Ravelry strangers once helped me reverse engineer a full lace shawl pattern from, like, two photos.

Fibre artists just are like that.

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kaiyonohime

There’s fiber artists, as in multiple artists not connected to one another, that have faked their own deaths after they accidentally/purposefully oversold their yarn inventory and couldn’t keep up with demand.

The fiber arts community rocks every type of wild there can ever be.

The fiber art Fandom is like a friendly grandma fibering away in her rocking chair. Always having tea and hot chocolate for your bad days. An absolute angel.

And then you lern, by accident, that she killed her three husband's

don't mention crochet socks. the knitters will get you. it's me. I'm the knitters.

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sailor-lady

No joke i need that cause my Grandma taught me to knit but not the fancy stuff, nor did she (that I can tell) write down the pattern she used for my "baby" blanket, which i have, unfinished, the same as she left it 😭

There's a secret to the "fancy stuff": it's exactly like the regular stuff, just with the stitches combined in new and exciting ways! If you can do basic knitting already, you can learn anything else, too.

Also... if you show us your blanket, I'm pretty sure knitblr will be able to reconstruct the pattern for you.

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