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I’m Going Insane And I Dont Care

@bifuriousteamsparia / bifuriousteamsparia.tumblr.com

Codie. 27. 1/2 of Team Sparia. Hufflepuff. I survive on coffee, sleep, and Netflix.
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transmccall

harry potter, it & stranger things blogs please like this and i’ll check out your blog! i would appreciate a follow back as well ♡

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pr1nceshawn

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

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Hey guys,

I know this isn’t something I normally post but I wanted to let you all know about a little something I’m doing! I have been super into health/fitness for the last year and a half and I wanted to let you guys in on something! I am a fitness coach with the fitness company Beachbody and I know that getting in shape is often a New Years resolution and I want to help! I can answer your questions, get you the information and get you on the right path to a health/fitness journey! Just message me here and I can get you information and answer your questions. Let me help you!

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