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Napoleon vs Wellington

@venivincivivez / venivincivivez.tumblr.com

Greetings! The name is Alex and these are the ramblings and fangirling of a thirty something Canadian ex-grad student turned book publisher who loves history, musicals, several fandoms (namely OUAT and recently Lucifer..and Reylo…and now Bridgerton convert) and puppies...because who can resist puppies? I REGRET NOTHING!
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Tumblr Code.

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geekishchic
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

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almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

the daughter of the embodiment of darkness which ate the original sun and moon and almost ate the devil.

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matrixdragon

That's not important. What is important is that it was a danger to Mister Frodo.

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Time for me to info dump about Sam and Shelob.

In lord of the rings lore, there are three tiers of deities. The highest tier and most dangerous includes Morgoth - Sauron’s master, and Ungoliant, Shelob’s master. The middle tier includes Shelob, Sauron. Then there’s the lowest tier, which includes the wizards Gandalf and Saruman as well as the Balrog (this is why Gandalf couldn’t 1v1 the Balrog). It also explains why Gandalf doesn’t take the ring, the magic of a tier 2 deity would absolutely corrupt him. We even see that happen with Saruman and the Palantir.

This leads to the start of the answer to some interesting questions. Why does Sauron tolerate Shelob being in his territory, and why does Sauron tolerate there being a secret back door into Mordor?

On the surface, he does it because he might not be able to beat Shelob in a fight, after all they’re the same tier of deity. And since Shelob’s domain is the secret way into Mordor, he can’t close it off, and he seriously doubts anyone can use it to get in. He doesn’t monitor the path with guards either - Shelob would eat them.

It gets more detailed than that though. Sauron’s boss, Morgoth, and Shelob’s boss, Ungoliant, made a deal. They’d attack the tree of life together. Morgoth would drink the nectar, and Ungoliant would keep all of the jewels and magic they earned along the way. Morgoth broke this deal because there was a particularly powerful gem he wanted (the gem in Sauron’s helmet), and as a result Ungoliant went to war with Morgoth.

Ungoliant won, Morgoth barely escaped with his life.

So not only does Sauron maybe lose if he attacks Shelob. Even if he were to win, it might provoke Ungoliant into attacking Morgoth again, and Ungoliant wins that fight, she’s already done it once.

With all of that established, how the hell does Sam hurt a deity that powerful?

Well, to start, it’s impossible. Shelob’s hide is so tough Sam could never pierce it with all his might. However, Shelob had grown old and arrogant. During the fight, Sam winds up directly underneath Shelob, and Shelob decides to crush Sam with all her strength.

Unfortunately, Sam is pointing sting straight up.

While Sam lacks the strength to hurt Shelob, Shelob herself is plenty strong. She accidentally impales herself on sting, finding herself injured for the first time in thousands of years. Which is the sort of poetry I really appreciate about Tolkien’s writing.

No matter how powerful or evil or ancient or indestructible your foe, if you stand for what is right and hold your sword out, they will impale themselves upon it.

Sam’s backstory in this scene is much simpler. He has to save Frodo.

I love it when tolkien fans reblog posts with the deep lore receipts. Thank you

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hiyyihrts

SEASON 3 TRAILER TOMORROW

Penelope you little minx with your little satisfied smirk what did Lady Whistledown write to have such mixed reactions from everyone?
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The Charles and Erik dynamic is one of my favorites.

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ayo-edebiri

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) dir. Tim Burton

I can't tell you how excited I am for this movie.

I've been waiting for this for over a decade now!

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1stfrom92

When your lady on her period.

this got  funnier as it went

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nefepants

“Don’t call her a bitch but

GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”

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theequeenpin

Facts 😂

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p0kemina

There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony

This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing

I legitimately wish they showed this to me in 6th grade health class.

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Once again watching the hunchback of Notre Dame and i am blown away by these songs and the incredible use of Latin and prayers in the lyrics. How is no one else obsessed with this movie???? Like, the Confiteor being interwoven with Frollo's self righteous prayer? "You know I'm so much purer than the weak licentious crowd" followed by "quia peccavis nimis", literally "I have greatly sinned"????? Come on guys. Then "it's not my fault, I'm not to blame, it's the gypsy girl" interwoven with "mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa", or "through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault"!!! Like the Latin prayer just emphasizes so clearly his hipocrisy and his incredible lack of understanding of what it truly means to be faithful to God.

COME ON CATHOLIC TUMBLR THIS IS RIGIHT UP YOUR ALLEY SOMEONE TELL ME IM NOT CRAZY.

Mmmm yes, this and the ever excellent timing of the "kyrie eleison" (Lord have mercy) in scenes

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