ABBA: You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet only seventeen! Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the 

Me: TANGERINE

T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit. 

Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/

You’re telling me Peter Parker doesn’t lie awake every single night trying to justify whether he is or isn’t a furry himself

Technically Peter would be a buggie rather than a furry.

a what

I made a decoy wallet for pickpockets. TAKE THAT CRIME!

this is a great way to get spite-stabbed

Jokes on you that was my goal in the first place

Call me a piece of shit but I’m really hoping warriormale gets outed as problematic because I’m tired of seeing every unfunny motherfucker in this site mentioning him or @‘ing him because we already know what he’s going to say “thanks for the respect train and fight warriormale” like it’s effortless humour.

The replies of this post just fuel my desire to see warriormale outed as child porn ring leader or something.

its really cool and funny you would even joke about this everyone thinks youre really smart and cool and unaffected dude. its really woke of you to joke about child pornography rings

op: man fuck this blog based around positivity and kindness I hope the blog runner has victimized and abused children because I got tired of a joke

Martin Larmont, The Effects of Masturbation, Medical Adviser and Marriage Guide, 1861

sometimes it be like that

sliding into her DMs like 😍😍

why do u keep posting about me who are u

Need me some o’ that apple beverage

and honestly the history of the no name brand is just fascinating

this is real No Name Brand is a literal….brand….

some of their stuff is p good too

uncanny 

IM LEAVING

“That’s just how I am lol” NAH. That’s a character flaw. Work on it. Fix it. Grow.

thank you, Russian Spy Agent

Happy 5th Birthday to Ghost’s second album, Infestissumam!

I’m screaming I thought this was an automated spam text that used my deadname but apparently I just told the U.S. Army to go fuck themselves???

Good

Direct Action

“hey uuuuuh can i get one us soldier?”

“go fuck yourself”

“understandable have a good day”

i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point

“you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie” “ugh. let me guess. suburban white family. the dad’s all “this move is good for us”.“ “yep” “listen i’m just gonna slam all the doors really fucking loudly and shout boo”

i’m intrigued by this post. by saying the ghosts r “just showing up for the paycheck” are u implying that ghosts are paid for hauntings? do ghosts have to work for a living? are u implying the existence of ghost capitalism? because honestly if i get to the afterlife and there’s ghost capitalism i’m gonna be so fuckin mad