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I'm the Princess

@chaoticpersonasploural

Just a fan of, ya know, smutty times (18+ only) Sam girl No offense to any parties affected by stories
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Bottom of the River Masterlist

Tim Bradford was known to be many things. Hardass, stickler for rules, vengeful, angry. Words like these had been tossed around tirelessly to describe him. If anyone met him today, they would think he was born stuck in his ways, a man destined to be encompassed by the negatives in life. 

But, contrary to popular belief, he wasn't always like he is now. He wasn't like this when he still had his wife.

Tim Bradford x Reader

Chapter Six - Questioning

tags are open

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Tail Between My Legs

Pairing: Curtis Everett x F!Reader

Summary: After growing up in the front section, you meet a man from the tail section when he sneaks into your room to hide from the guards after him. He defies all your preconceptions. And yet, the heart wants what it wants. In this case, it wants Curtis Everett.  

Warnings: Mentions of reader’s dead sister, brief sexual imagery.

A/N: I would like to thank my sister for the brilliant title lol. Also, this is the start of a short series so stay tuned for more!

Every day seemed to bleed right into the next. There was no differentiation between yesterday, today, or tomorrow. Life was just one long string of days that seemed to have no end. That was, until you met him. It had started as a day just like any other. You sat with your family in the dining car, eating a lunch made up of foods that you couldn’t even pronounce the names of. However, you weren’t terribly hungry. Picking at your plate, you decided that you’d had enough and excused yourself. As you walked from car to car, you couldn’t find anything that brought you any kind of excitement. Every compartment had a different amenity that seemed altogether useless to you. Finding yourself too bored to do anything, you decided to slip away to your cabin and take a long nap. 

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The Cost Of Friendship - Masterlist

Pairing: Bartender!Dean x Female!Reader

Summary: After a string of troubled ex’s and bad dates, Y/N is frustrated, wanting something with no strings attached for a while. She turns to her best friend Dean and they find themselves in a friends with benefits arrangement. However, Dean has a secret. He’s been in love with Y/N since their high school days and he’s never found the courage to tell her. Could now be his chance or will he end up with his heart broken?

Warnings: Language, Angst… Like, so much angst you guys. This is the angstiest thing I’ve written so far. Smut (Warnings will be marked in detail in individual chapters).

This series is 4 weeks ahead on Patreon. Read from just $2.50!

Chapter 16

Epilogue

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Room 505 Masterlist

Summary: Sam’s finally got his soul back, but he can’t stop thinking about the prostitute he fucked when he was soulless, and the kids' things he remembers sprawled around her motel room. He decides to track her down, only to learn that she is a single mom, struggling to make ends meet and selling her body just to feed her son. Sam wants to help, doesn’t want to see any child grow up in a motel room like he did, but Y/N is untrusting and stubborn, and it’s going to take a lot to win her around and get her and her child out of a toxic situation.

Pairing: Sam x Reader (Y/N // “Crystal”)

Rating: 18+ (Smut, Angst, Fluff)

Tags: mentions of past non-con, prostitution, mentions of child neglect, smut, major angst, guilt, bad upbringing, sexual assault, mild violence, fluff

A/Ns: Really hope you enjoy this angsty mini series!!!

You can get 4 weeks ahead of Tumblr when you subscribe! Link in my bio!!

Posting every Monday until completion

Part Two - available now when you subscribe!

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Part Six (FIN)

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jawritter

You Deserve To Be Happy Masterstlist

Summary: Even heroes get lonely. Dean had resided to his fate that one day he would die alone, but one trip on a supply run changes all of that.

Series Warnings: SPN Level Violence, Angst, injured reader, Smut, nudity, Soft!Dean, Unprotected Sex, Language. (Each chapter will have its own individual warnings)

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Dividers By: @firefly-graphics

A/N: This fic is totally unbeta’d! So all mistakes are mine!! You Deserve To Be Happy was the first Dean Winchester x Reader fic I ever wrote, and then decided to take it down from Wattpad where I first started, clean it up, and give it back to you guys fresh!! Please don’t copy my work! Feedback is golden! This series is complete on Patreon! 

A/N 2: All tags will be added once series is complete on here as well!

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sofreddie

Sam's Brat

Summary: Y/N pissed off Sam and must now endure the consequences.

Characters: Sam x Petite!Female!Reader

Warnings: PWP, Spanking, Smut (Vaginal Fingering, Unprotected Sex), Size Kink

Sam Winchester Bingo: Size Kink (@samwinchesterbingo)

Any Fandom Kink Bingo: Brat Taming (@anyfandomkinkbingo)

WC: 977

A/N: A little Sam smut anyone? A little scene that popped in my head and wouldn't leave until I wrote it out. Enjoy. : )

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trektraveler

Nightingale Chapter Two: Someone to Watch Over Me

Summary: Jensen Ackles seemed to have it all. A hit television series fifteen years running, a budding music career and a stunning wife. To the casual observer, his life was perfect. But it was a façade. No more real than the supernatural world created on a soundstage.

That day on the lake had started with uncertainty, but when he pulled you from the water everything became clear. The truth was, he’d been the one drowning.

Pairing: Jensen Ackles x Reader, Jensen x Reader, Jensen x You

Characters: Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Genevieve Padalecki, Misha Collins, Reader

Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, Hospitals, Drowning, Fluff, Angst, Smut, unprotected sex

Chapter Two: Someone to Watch Over Me

Word Count: 2529

Author’s Notes: This is a complete work of fiction about a real life person. The circumstances are totally made up and are in no way a commentary on the fantastic Jensen Ackles or his family.

This is also a unique reader insert story as I have given the reader a physical description including hair color, eye color and body type. Hopefully you can still lose yourself in the utter fantasy where Jensen is the hero and you are ripe for rescuing!

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Absent Masterlist

Summary: Y/N’s father loves her - maybe too much given how sheltered she is - but he’s always absent. He’s either busy with work or busy entertaining women. Y/N thinks she’s finally found a way to get him to notice her, and with a little help from Uncle Sam, she finally gets some quality time with Daddy. But for how long can she keep his attention? 

Pairing: Dean x daughter!Reader / (scenes of) Sam x niece!reader / (scene of) Benny x Reader

Rating: 18+ (Smut, Angst, Fluff)

Tags: inappropriate relationship, absent father, naive reader, innocent!reader, virgin!reader, dub con (could say she’s manipulated/groomed), coercion, incest, age gap (reader is 18, Dean is 41), size kink, daddy kink, fingering, oral (M&F rec), p in v, orgasms, drug use, mention of one night stands, casual sex, murder 

A/Ns: Apart from my “tester” oneshot with Dean x daughter!reader (at the time of writing this) I haven’t seen any others before so thought I’d give it a go… (with a dark twist of course)

This fic has been a bit of a challenge for me. I love how it shaped up though! Hope you do too!

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This story continues with Too Close

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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caterjunes

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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fan-troll

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

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teapotsahoy

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

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furiousfran

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

M U S H R O O M

en garde

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

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pogaytosalad

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

this needs to be on yalls dash

It’s a long one but it’s worth it.

Incidentally that could be the slogan for half these creations

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Where It All Began (College AU) Masterpost

A College!AU where Dean, the quarterback for the school’s football team is best friends with an English Major who inspires to become a teacher after college. After almost four years of being by each others side something shifts in their relationship.

A 30 part series.

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Owe You One - Masterlist

Summary: Dean Winchester has been your best friend and neighbour for the last year. A year of finding comfort in random drop ins and casual conversations, but neither of you know the pasts that the other has. Not fully. Pasts that come back to haunt you, and ruin everything you want in life. Can you find what you’re seeking in a couple of favours and a good time between the sheets or is history doomed to repeat itself?

Dean x Reader AU

Warnings: Angst, Self Hate, Self Loathing, Emotional Abuse, Neglect, Anxiety, Depression, Smut, Male and Female Receiving, A Wide Range of Kinks, Fluff, Alcohol Consumption, Minor Character Death, Friends with Benefits. More to come in individual chapters. 18+ only.

This is a very smutty series and intended for mature audiences only! 

New Parts will be posted Tuesdays and Sundays at the same time! 

This series is now complete!

check back for updates on timestamps. 

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hintsofhoney

Holidate Masterlist

Summary: Y/N and Dean have both had bad luck with relationships (and the recent holidays). When they meet one another at the mall, Dean gets an idea that could potentially fix their problems.

Characters: Dean Winchester, Reader, OCs, other main characters

Tags: fluff, crack, teensy tiny bit of angst, smut, more fluff

Status: COMPLETE

Chapters: 11/11

A/N: I originally started writing this for a secret Santa fic exchange, but I got very carried away. Like, this was supposed to be a one shot under 3k words… oops. My secret Santa requested soulmates and fake dating be included and I had just watched the movie “Holidate” before diving into this fic and so… the idea arose. If you haven’t watched the movie “Holidate” on Netflix, I highly recommend it (if you’re into the cheesy Christmas-time rom-coms). This fic was very much inspired by the movie! As always, leaving a comment and telling me what you thought means the world! Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoy!

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