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I WANNA SEE YOU TURN INTO A WEREWOLF!

@cryptideye / cryptideye.tumblr.com

20s /// currently zelda-posting /// i draw sometimes and reblog a lot /// about me /// click here to see my art
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chips1977

i got wicked torn up bad & ripped up bad by coyotes last night looking for gold outside on the ground

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also those posts about "hey guys did you know you could get VIDEO GAMES at the LIBRARY" were always so confusing to me because i wasnt. aware that this was. information the average person didnt know??? i literally played both super mario galaxies and my dad played wii zelda all on library games i remember frantically trying to renew them so id be able to finish

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throathole

I don’t understand how people got into video games when they were kids like… you asked your parents for something that costs hundreds of dollars, plus more for the games themselves and other add ons, and they just?? Bought it for you??

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the way the cav mindset got to gideon so fast says a lot honestly. i know its the Society and gideons probably read a billion comics where necrocavs are standard practice but theyve been there for maybe a month in canaan house, maybe 2 months at most and she went from being entirely disinterested to dedicating herself to harrow wholly. theres multiple scenes where you see her grow into lamenting being a failure of a cav and how that is actively changing her mindset, and that in itself was horrific for her because her first moment out of the ninth and shes surrounded by pairs that take each other to life and death. that shit is crazy!! in theory you could have ended it thinking all of them were freaks but personally i think modern au gideon would leave the ninth and immediately fall into another cult

gideon joins another cult: the military

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Lesbians and gays are not fucking each other and by the way nobody believes your fake ass fanfiction “everybody clapped” type posts trying to convince us otherwise. I promise you that nobody outside of microlabel obsessed 16 year olds online think of you as less interesting for being bisexual.

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throathole

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

So true… I have never gained anything useful from tone indicators except for learning that some sentences suddenly end in a handjob

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molluskzone

girl who want to leave and another girl who thinks wearing dark jeans and putting shoes on is "fancy" (who also wants to leave) full vers under cut

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When I was a kid edgy alternative teens/tweens used to draw scary gory demented vent art and it was literally fine cause it was just kids trying to act ~sick and twisted~ in like a quirky way to cope with the world like literally just reading JTHM and going “that’s so cool I wanna draw like that” but nowadays a kid can’t draw like a Nightmare Before Christmas-esque creepy face without a bunch of true crime girlies going “oh my god they’re literally the next Jeffrey Dahmer their parents need to put them under observation or something before they start murdering animals or something”

“Obsession with dark and violent things is a warning sign of being a future killer”

Have you literally ever met an emo kid? They’ll draw demons and ghouls bleeding out of every orifice and threatening each other with big knives and then cry when they find a dead bunny in their yard

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