bye

I’m dying bc his profile pic say “insecure" 

BYE

a lifetime movie in the making

this image has singlehandedly ruined my philosophy class for me like we’ll be talking about rene descartes and ill think about this and start crying

me: call 911 i’m in pain i just got stabbed

white girl with 3 chokers and a 21 pilots temporary tattoo: pain? ha, as if you know what that is. real pain is love becau

i just had the most surreal experience on an elevator. me and this girl got on and I was in front of the buttons and pressed the third floor for me and I was like “which floor do you need” and she said “whatever”

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that 

the real allies

I think about this every day

[enters my own room] damn bitch you live like this?