he deserves it

in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

“what sorts of plants grow on your planet?”

“i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say”

“tell us about the culture on your planet!”

“do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin”

“your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?”

“naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major”

OOH OOH AND

“take me to your leader” 

“…we have like hundreds of leaders like which one? my country’s leader? another country’s leader? the director of our space program? my country’s military leader? my mom??”

my mom

Happy New Year

2018 is a great year to remember that triggered jokes aren’t funny and trans women are women

oh my god…………. the HEIGHT of pettiness. when’s this escalated to the point where there’s a whole rainbow that Anish can’t use lmfao

I haven’t seen anything about the fact that Coco has a strong Latina woman who raised her family on her own. Imelda wasn’t gonna wait for Héctor to come back and she wasn’t gonna cry over it she was gonna roll up her sleeves and provide for her daughter.

You have no idea how inspiring that was to me, to see Mama Imelda basically say “fuck it, I’ll do it myself” and create a legacy that lasts well after she’s gone. Even in the Land of the Dead, she doesn’t have time for Héctor, she has a business to run, and a family to provide for.

Latinas get shit done, man

I mean,she had to.

For the way that her brothers refer to her, maybe she and Oscar and Felipe were orphaned and she had to do something to provide for them too before.

intimidating 2018 into submission before it even fucking starts

Send me an ask with your opinion.

Same here! I would love to know!

H!M!U!

This sounds super cool!!!

this is so cute

like to charge reblog to cast

Superman (1978)

Fuck.

Lois knew.

I watched this movie a lot when I was little. I’m fairly sure this is why my daddy had no problem with it.

I was thinking today about the scene in Smallville in like Season 5 where Lex asks Lois “why are you so angry, Lois?” And she tells him it’s because she doesn’t like it that Lex owns everything and “now you want to own the government” and she saw a lot of men like him growing up who acted like that and it makes her angry.

It’s just really interesting that men have been asking Lois for a long time why she’s so “angry” as a character and like….it’s because the character was designed to know all this shit before it became popular to do so.

WELP.

tbh that person just ended the entire discourse

Mhmmmm

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

small gay sports baby

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

what is the january mood?

Things I Never Learned In High School

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

didn’t learn any of this in college either

yoooooo (part II)

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