I was ONCE medically licensed, then I lost it. Became a medic. Same thing, just no anesthesia.

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

What the hell, I’ll try it

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

This is a lieeeee

I want a doot doot

I wonder

Hmm… Sometimes i just get amaze by tumblr

I want a doot doot too

doot doot my ass will ya

update: ,,,,two ppl doot dooted me

im scared

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’ve never gotten an ask before and I want to see if this works…

let’s try!

Welp, why not

Let’s do this

Yeee

I have not yet gotten a doot doot

well, lets see if this works

I want to get dooted at!

Eh why not

Let’s see if this works

Can you reblog this if the mun is 18+

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

PLEASE REBLOG

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

For everyone on mobile:

Go to home page and press the settings button at the top of your screen

At the top, go to General Settings

Scroll down a bit and there should be a help button. Press it

Tada! Just type it in and follow the instructions

All the words for instructions are in purple do not to get mixed up with the Screen Shots

!!!Don’t scroll past this!!!

If youre having trouble on mobile with this like I did:

I know I keep reblogging this a thousand times, currently it’s very important for me, please keep reblogging if you see it because you have no idea who it could help

if anyone gets annoyed that this isnt my usual content i will-

🙏💞stay safe guys

II’M REBLOGGING

i despise reblogging the same thing twice, but this is important.

everyone needs to see this STOP SCROLLING

REBLOG THIS STOP SCROLLING

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE

* the man had left *

*he slammed the door shut and went to go fix his window and walls, then went back to the creature behind him, wondering if he was okay*

* he was barely clinging to consciousness *

*he went back to healing his body as he covered him up in a blanket, trying to keep him somewhat awake and healthy* d..don't worry I g..got you..

* the man had left *

*he slammed the door shut and went to go fix his window and walls, then went back to the creature behind him, wondering if he was okay*

* the door was pushed back open with a bang *

M..motherfucker..! *He yelled out as he threw the thick log at the intruder* g..get the fuck out..!! *He said angrily*

Not until you give him back!

He's not an animal to hunt for sport..! H..he's a being of life as well..! *He said, surrounding the beast behind him in a boney cage*

* the guy started going toward Dan, ready to fight him*

*he growled more, before putting down his wood log and taking off his jacket, running towards the man and sucker punching him in the stomach*

* he fought back, they were both being watched *

*he kept on punching him back, taking him outside to continue punch the shit out of him, gritting his teeth*

*Dan had overwhelmed the stranger* I'll be back for him...Mark my words

G..get fuck out of h..here..! *He said panting softly, as he looked at the stranger with anger*

* the door was pushed back open with a bang *

M..motherfucker..! *He yelled out as he threw the thick log at the intruder* g..get the fuck out..!! *He said angrily*

Not until you give him back!

He's not an animal to hunt for sport..! H..he's a being of life as well..! *He said, surrounding the beast behind him in a boney cage*

* the guy started going toward Dan, ready to fight him*

*he growled more, before putting down his wood log and taking off his jacket, running towards the man and sucker punching him in the stomach*

* he fought back, they were both being watched *

*he kept on punching him back, taking him outside to continue punch the shit out of him, gritting his teeth*

* the door was pushed back open with a bang *

M..motherfucker..! *He yelled out as he threw the thick log at the intruder* g..get the fuck out..!! *He said angrily*

Not until you give him back!

He's not an animal to hunt for sport..! H..he's a being of life as well..! *He said, surrounding the beast behind him in a boney cage*

* the guy started going toward Dan, ready to fight him*

*he growled more, before putting down his wood log and taking off his jacket, running towards the man and sucker punching him in the stomach*

* the door was pushed back open with a bang *

M..motherfucker..! *He yelled out as he threw the thick log at the intruder* g..get the fuck out..!! *He said angrily*

Not until you give him back!

He's not an animal to hunt for sport..! H..he's a being of life as well..! *He said, surrounding the beast behind him in a boney cage*

* the door was pushed back open with a bang *

M..motherfucker..! *He yelled out as he threw the thick log at the intruder* g..get the fuck out..!! *He said angrily*

* drops became small puddles..those small puddles became one large one, a being in dirty clothes laying in a heap near the tree line. A collar hung around their neck, their features soft and very pleasing*

*he looked at the being and ran over to it, wondering if it was okay, or it has passed on, he began to check for a pulse and then for wounds, hoping he had made it just in time*

* their pulse was faint ,blood leaked from wounds in their chest, the being opened his eyes a little before they closed again*

*he began go wrap them in bandages as he spoiled pressure to the wound, trying to make sure the blood was soaked up before they were okay to carry up*

* he didn't fight the care, he was very light despite his large size*

*he kept on treating their wounds before, finishing up and looking at their face, checking if they could see or if they were injured there too, looking at their eyes*

*his eyes were closed but he breathed a little easier *

*he looked at him and then all around him, before picking him up and carrying him, surprised he was super light, he sighed softly as he began to take him away to his home*

*he sagged against Dan's chest, they were being watched *

*he carefully brought them inside his wooden cabin and laid him down on the couch, looking all around before closing the front door, placing his chopped up wood down*

* a single gunshot rang out*

*his head shot up as he peeks his head outside of his window, wondering why he heard a shot*

* another one rang out, shattering a window *

Fucking hell..! *He yelled out as he ducked down, now seeming pissed off as why they're shooting at his home*

* banging at the door *

*he grabbed a piece of wood and went to the door opening it up to see who it was*

* a guy in a Grey Hoodie stared hum down * I know he's in here. Just hand him over and we won't bother you

W..what do you want f..from him..! He's not your prey..!! *He yelled out as he looked at the guy, angry*

He does belong to us. The fair folk have plenty of uses. Now go get him and my friends and I will leave.

W..what do you mean uses..?! He's not some fucking animal you can use..! *He yelled again, getting angrier*

He's not human so he doesn't matter. Go get him.

*he was waking up *

Piss off..!! He's not going anywhere..! He's a monster like me dammit..! *He yelled back as he growled more, closing his door*

* drops became small puddles..those small puddles became one large one, a being in dirty clothes laying in a heap near the tree line. A collar hung around their neck, their features soft and very pleasing*

*he looked at the being and ran over to it, wondering if it was okay, or it has passed on, he began to check for a pulse and then for wounds, hoping he had made it just in time*

* their pulse was faint ,blood leaked from wounds in their chest, the being opened his eyes a little before they closed again*

*he began go wrap them in bandages as he spoiled pressure to the wound, trying to make sure the blood was soaked up before they were okay to carry up*

* he didn't fight the care, he was very light despite his large size*

*he kept on treating their wounds before, finishing up and looking at their face, checking if they could see or if they were injured there too, looking at their eyes*

*his eyes were closed but he breathed a little easier *

*he looked at him and then all around him, before picking him up and carrying him, surprised he was super light, he sighed softly as he began to take him away to his home*

*he sagged against Dan's chest, they were being watched *

*he carefully brought them inside his wooden cabin and laid him down on the couch, looking all around before closing the front door, placing his chopped up wood down*

* a single gunshot rang out*

*his head shot up as he peeks his head outside of his window, wondering why he heard a shot*

* another one rang out, shattering a window *

Fucking hell..! *He yelled out as he ducked down, now seeming pissed off as why they're shooting at his home*

* banging at the door *

*he grabbed a piece of wood and went to the door opening it up to see who it was*

* a guy in a Grey Hoodie stared hum down * I know he's in here. Just hand him over and we won't bother you

W..what do you want f..from him..! He's not your prey..!! *He yelled out as he looked at the guy, angry*

He does belong to us. The fair folk have plenty of uses. Now go get him and my friends and I will leave.

W..what do you mean uses..?! He's not some fucking animal you can use..! *He yelled again, getting angrier*

* drops became small puddles..those small puddles became one large one, a being in dirty clothes laying in a heap near the tree line. A collar hung around their neck, their features soft and very pleasing*

*he looked at the being and ran over to it, wondering if it was okay, or it has passed on, he began to check for a pulse and then for wounds, hoping he had made it just in time*

* their pulse was faint ,blood leaked from wounds in their chest, the being opened his eyes a little before they closed again*

*he began go wrap them in bandages as he spoiled pressure to the wound, trying to make sure the blood was soaked up before they were okay to carry up*

* he didn't fight the care, he was very light despite his large size*

*he kept on treating their wounds before, finishing up and looking at their face, checking if they could see or if they were injured there too, looking at their eyes*

*his eyes were closed but he breathed a little easier *

*he looked at him and then all around him, before picking him up and carrying him, surprised he was super light, he sighed softly as he began to take him away to his home*

*he sagged against Dan's chest, they were being watched *

*he carefully brought them inside his wooden cabin and laid him down on the couch, looking all around before closing the front door, placing his chopped up wood down*

* a single gunshot rang out*

*his head shot up as he peeks his head outside of his window, wondering why he heard a shot*

* another one rang out, shattering a window *

Fucking hell..! *He yelled out as he ducked down, now seeming pissed off as why they're shooting at his home*

* banging at the door *

*he grabbed a piece of wood and went to the door opening it up to see who it was*

* a guy in a Grey Hoodie stared hum down * I know he's in here. Just hand him over and we won't bother you

W..what do you want f..from him..! He's not your prey..!! *He yelled out as he looked at the guy, angry*