they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born

nooo my good intentions

Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I'm Rod Serling.

SOMEONE FINALLY BROKE VIC MICHAELIS

To be fair it's Zac Oyama. He'll break anyone.

There's no reason that should be so funny.

Zac Oyama could read the phone book in a casual everyday tone and make it fucking hilarious

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

stop it i was trying to be gothic

Whimsical guitars

An oldie but a goodie… Bowsette :)

summary of the game

ナナ & ハ 🍓 (as voted by patrons :3)

English added by me :)

Thank you Jon Wurster for posting this gem on your Instagram page

my first words were “$20 on pump 3 and a pack of marlboro lights please”

you were this baby

sticking his finger fully into his hot coffee just to feel something

Trad man got the Tie Seatbelt and the Cue Ball Gear Shift That Doesn't Move

what if we gave merman-Cove that orange shell from our collection and he made a necklace so he'd never lose it

goblin mosh pit

It’s like when goblins just ceiling-drop in video game dungeons

Seelie Skies - submitted by @meowstic-seer-of-the-future

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