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Lost In Thought

@hectic-writer

Random bits of written junk and other randomness that I might enjoy. ConCrit welcome and encouraged. They/Them, pan-demi. Side blog with all my writing that I feel comfortable posting is on sjk-collections
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raychleadele

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

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One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

what

It has a national park that’s bigger than maine. Or Switzerland. A park. 

I lived in Alaska for two years and I will never get over the sheer overwhelming bigness of it. 

Nights where the sky is clear you can see clusters of stars or the Northern Lights dancing. When the lights are rippling especially strong and fast you can hear a static crackle in the air. When the moon is out after it’s snowed, you don’t need flashlights to see. Everything glows and glimmers like polished quartz.  

But when the sky is clouded over so you can’t see the stars, you can kind of almost sense the mountains towering over you and helping to block out the light, these giant monoliths acting like this void darker than your soul. I’ve never experience night like Alaska night. 

Everything is big, the mountains, the sky, the valleys. 

And the dark. 

what the fuck

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reblogged

i willl need to add some things even if they do get zero votes. like the head. so i can put hair and horns there.

fuckkk i acccidentallly put torso twice. whatever. the second one is the lower half of the torso because I can't edit the polll.

hmmm let's check the polll .)

why am i not surprised -_x

im gonnna keeep him forever

<3< *Eatz h1m* >

dont do that the horns willl get stuck in the rooof of your mouth

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decompose1

thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one

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orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

  • torture getting reliable information out of people
  • knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
  • jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
  • calling the police to deescalate a situation
  • rafting your way off a desert island
  • correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
  • effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
  • ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
  • heterosexual cowboy
  • printers
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dogpuppy

Tagging Limmy with a British Trigger warning might literally be some form of hate crime.

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rockdownu

You go ahead on any website and ask Scottish people if they are British. Go on, go ahead. I'll be waiting at your funeral for you.

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april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

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