Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

It’s called the Murder Strut.

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

i feel like making moodboards so reblog this with ur name + ur stray kids bias and i’ll make a mb inspired by ur name ✨💗

Angelina + Felix

Help me decide!

Gosh, just noticed that I gained quite a lot of followers since I posted my first NSFW fic! Hugs and kisses to all my lovely followers, and welcome to those of you who just arrived. Thank you so much for liking what I do (writing Thor fic and posting pics of Hemsy), it really means a lot to me that anybody cares and I love you all 💗💗💗

So I’ve got several WIPs and I can’t decide which to work on! Which of these should I write next:

1. Smutty extended version of Who Wore It Better (Thor/Billy Lee crossover story)

2. Smutty follow-up to Willpower

3. Super fluffy new story

4. Smutty new story

Let me know which you would like to read 💋💋 (@sidehowriting I know which one you’d vote for 😍)

(Masterlist included in reblogs if you want a reminder of the current fics)

y’all don’t forget to wear all black when you go see avengers endgame cause not only will it be the funeral of all your favorite characters but yours as well

If your child’s grades are dropping

DO NOT:

INSTEAD:

This has been a message from a struggling high school junior that wishes their own parents actually did this stuff.

Bonus: Don’t look through their freaking backpacks. Chances are they know damn well they have loads of unfinished papers and the stress of knowing is so overwhelming they don’t even wanna look at it.

Reblog if you don't care if someone is transgender, straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual.

  My followers better all reblog this.

There should be more notes

REBLOG FOLLOWERS.

As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3

 i fucking love this.

This is amazing <3

No H8

If you don’t rebolg this:

P

omg Castiel.

FUCKING SPN FANDOM HAS A GIF FOR EVERYTHING

Oh for FUCK sake spn fandom

This is why I love this show (fandom.) ❤️

Now i’m reblogging for 2 reasons…

by Kumagorochan On DeviantArt

PLEASE REBOLG

Stronghold

Jotun!Loki in heat x Female Reader (One-shot)

Taglist:  @wickednerdery, @succumb-to-your-king, @womanontheedgeofnothing, @redfoxwritesstuff, @dangertoozmanykids101, @starrynightfantasies, @catalinaacosta, @latent-thoughts, @amazingfandomfox, @chibiyanai, @malanix, @thepowerofawkwardcompelsyou, @xmischief-ladyx, @tehgvicious, @ineverlooseiwinorlearn, @sonotalice, @flame-justakitsune, @lokis-lady-death, @luracantspell, @angelrosepotter, @kidofhumbug, @imagininglotsofthings, @dystopian-dez382, @lunaloli, @kayleighfreeman, @missaphrodite23, @allthingzhiddleston, @kneelbitches-ftloki, @ask-sigyns-blog, @strangerdale-shyland, @pinchtheprincess, @shockwavee, @agarwaeneth, @stark-rogers-clusterfuck, @yourquirkywitch, @nordicmuse, @bubblebubble03, @kelliamc1177, @wegingerangelica, @thatpurplething,

General taglist:  @kaitdidittxx, @lusty-loki, @destiel1597,  @laralaufey, @fairlightswiftly,@lokikingofasgardslover713, @daddymarvel, @vesperazylra, @annievvv7, @myclock, @hiddlestoner3095, @vethrvolnir, @occasionallywittyavengers, @wintertink, @jane-labban, @whovianwookie86-captainxev, @blondekel77, @bambamwolf87, @loki-is-the-best-villian, @wegingerangelica, @kcd15, @succumb-to-your-king, @sparkling-gayyy, @nildespirandum , @hiddles-rose, @boredbrooder, @furstinnajoelle, @nimsaysno, @drakesfiance, @littlefrogstuff, @elsusan, @lisalisa007, @alexakeyloveloki, @herbalxhealer,  @mrshicks38, @angelrosepotter, @inumorph, @holykryptonitekitten, @catalinaacosta, @fuckmesideways123, @neeadinghugs, @tonaathena1996, @tomloki-lokitom,

Warnings: ohw God, where to start? This is totally ‘written erotica’, youngsters move on! Angst.

Words: 6465

Summary: (Jotun!Loki, second Pov) Loki is in a severe case of heat as is bound to happen as a Jotun. He wants to protect you from himself by locking you up and trying to keep you away from him. He even asks Thor for help. You’ve decided you’re done with Loki’s behavior, wanting to give him a piece of mind, only to find him already chained to a bed. Better make good use of that…

A/N: shout-out to @tehgvicious​ for coming up with the title for this fic. Shout-out to the anon’s AND @succumb-to-your-king​ who received the asks. I had an insane amount of fun writing this. We’re gonna start with a little angst for the build-up (ha!) and then this just becomes porn with plot. I regret nothing.

I can be found on AO3 but I don’t dare to put a link in this post, so please navigate to my blog where you can find my master-masterlist with the link to my AO3.

I also put a little note at the end of the story.

Weiterlesen

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by a human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

ALWAYS REBLOG!

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

Oh crap!!!!

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

it’s back

Huh….

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

What the fuck even happened here

Stop this

Just did it last night *finger guns*

25/6/2017 no notes … nothing …

Extra points if you can do it with a straight jacket on

TW Don’t kill yourself today

Don’t kill yourself today

Because your Netflix trial still has a week left

Don’t kill yourself today

Because no one else will finish off the chicken in the fridge

Don’t kill yourself today

Because I know for a fact that Starbucks is releasing a new Frappuccino sometime next month

Yes, your mother will miss you

Yes your bully will make a sappy Facebook post about how what a a wonderful person you were

And yes

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

You know that

You’ve known that

Everyone and anyone has been shoving that down your throat since they first learned what the word suicide meant

So don’t kill yourself

Until you finish your shampoo and conditioner at the same time

Don’t kill yourself

Until Doctor Who is finally cancelled

Don’t kill yourself

Until you tell someone your best pasta recipe 

Don’t kill yourself 

Because I will keep coming up with reasons for you not to

And I need you

To hear all of them

Don’t kill yourself

I love you

You’re important

It’s a bad day

Not a bad life

There is more to this

The world will keep spinning on its axis without you

But

Think of all the sunrises you’d miss

I know this sounds pointless

But when you’re sitting in front of everything deadly you own

Revising your goodbyes

There will be too much darkness 

To see anything else

But this is not about seeing anything else

This is about turning off the lights

This is about finding the bed instead of the noose

This is about giving yourself one more day

Even if it takes ten thousand of those

One more morning’s

Until

“I can’t wait for tomorrow”

This is about staying alive

Because there’s gonna be a new Marvel movie

No one should miss that

This is about staying alive

Because the future is coming 

And it’s ready for you

I don’ t need you to see it

I just need you to believe you can make it 

Until then

- Hannah Dains

Everyone needs to see this. I dont care what kind of blog you run or what kind of person you are. You can take the few seconds to reblog this. I know some of my followers will need to see this, and so i will reblog for them. Even if its just one or two, they deserve to see this, and to be happy. Always reblog. Always.

Stay alive.

Article 13 NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!!!

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE NOT EUROPEAN!!!!

THIS WILL AFFECT THE WAY EVERYONE USES THE INTERNET!

DO YOUR RESEARCH!

CALL/EMAIL YOUR MEPs!

KEEP THIS HORRIBLE LAW FROM GETTING PASSED!!!

Reblog this and I will send you a smiling kpop idol, based on your profile.

You’re Doing Great, Lovely.

It’s the holiday season. Stress and anxiety levels are through the roof. Maybe spending time with your family is getting to you, or maybe, like me, you’re wishing you could spend more time with someone who’s no longer with us.

I see you, lovely. You’re trying your best, pasting on that smile though you’re aching inside.

The twinkling lights don’t make everyone happy, those red coffee cups are not everyone’s cup of tea.

To those who come alive during the holidays, if there’s one thing we all need to remember this time of year, it’s to be kind. A little smile at a stranger who looks sad could be the bright spot of their day.

And if you’re that sad stranger, I’m always here to listen. You always have a place here with us. We care about you and know you’re trying your best despite the weight of the world upon your shoulders.

You’re doing great. Just keep going.

This is so soft and gentle, and so, so true.

I am crying and I totally needed something like this bc of the whole Drama I have with my Family

You’re Doing Great, Lovely.

It’s the holiday season. Stress and anxiety levels are through the roof. Maybe spending time with your family is getting to you, or maybe, like me, you’re wishing you could spend more time with someone who’s no longer with us.

I see you, lovely. You’re trying your best, pasting on that smile though you’re aching inside.

The twinkling lights don’t make everyone happy, those red coffee cups are not everyone’s cup of tea.

To those who come alive during the holidays, if there’s one thing we all need to remember this time of year, it’s to be kind. A little smile at a stranger who looks sad could be the bright spot of their day.

And if you’re that sad stranger, I’m always here to listen. You always have a place here with us. We care about you and know you’re trying your best despite the weight of the world upon your shoulders.

You’re doing great. Just keep going.

You have no idea how much I fucking love you