yeetful

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

i hate how piglet is ribbed like an earthworm

The Beatles

when god made me he just wanted to see how many things could be wrong with a girl at once

Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all

No actually Dr pepper is the scientist you're thinking of Monster energy

i am very passionate about STEM (Soup To Eat Mmmmmmmm)

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