pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

Jason is trying his best to make him look vicious ; )'

I'm getting so pissed with people who are saying Gwen isnt trans. Like they're trying to explain why her dad has a trans patch on his jacket and why she has a trans flag in her room, by saying she supports trans people... wtf???? Literally what ally has a TRANS FLAG, IN THEIR ROOM, BECAUSE THEY SUPPORT TRANS PEOPLE??? That's some shit closeted me would tell my parents when they saw me drawing rainbows. People that are saying this shit are literally just transphobic and dont want her to be trans. Gwen is trans and fuck everyone that argues against that.

which one of these is the so called "american flag"

In Gwen’s universe trans people took over America and made the trans flag the national flag.

oh a TWIST

the world would literally be a better place if cis people could just get trans surgeries "by mistake" rather than forcing trans people to jump through ten million hoops to get it.

Like show me one cis man who wants to get vaginoplasty. I’ll wait. Also, he should be able to get it anyway, so shut up.

Really though, this entire argument neglects the elephant in the room in all this, which is that it’s never been about protecting these hypothetical effeminate cis men. It’s never been about protecting butch lesbians. It’s just about punishing queerness.

It's the same as how disabled people have to jump through ten million hoops for government aid because "but what if someone scams the system". They just hate disabled people. It's always about hate and power, all the "but what if" arguments are just concern trolling.

It’s true and you should fucking say it

Genuinely if a cis perisex dude wants to go get a vaginoplasty, with all the healing and dilating and stuff, why shouldn't he? It's his body.

I can get fake tits the size of my head with 7 grand and no psychologist, and thats great! Everyone should be allowed to get a pair of whoppers if they want them! I shouldn't need to have had breast cancer, or a breast deformity, or some other medical condition that needs reconstructing to get breast implants, because it's my body. I should be able to get them removed completely if I want as well.

What's the difference though? "Ohhhh he might be doing it for fetish reasons..." So? Lots of cis women get breast implants because having huge tits is hot and it makes them feel sexy. They want to have huge tits while they fuck bc it turns them on and they're more comfortable with their body that way. That's totally fine! Literally who cares!

Yeah a vaginoplasty is a lot more complex but at the end of the day it's a surgical body modification and genuinely, it's no one else's fucking business what someone has in their pants.

Let the cis guy get a pussy! Let everyone get the body they want to have, we have the technology.

the man the myth the legend

(he was gonna straight up shoot a guy)

The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

I have seen this on every social media site and folks- if your home is damp enough to get full fruity flushes of oyster mushrooms (from stray spores from a grow bag batch), they are the LEAST of your worries. You know what doesn’t produce highly visible fruiting bodies? Most molds. And wood rot. Go ahead and grow them indoors, because they’re a canary in the coal mine if they start fruiting anywhere.

^ the above reblog right here!!! People in the notes saying "don't do this!!!" Are missing the part where people are not deliberately growing Oyster Mushrooms all over their apartment, but that the stray spores from Mushroom Growing Kits are revealing systemic dampness problems that Landlords cannot dismiss and forces them to take action.

this is the ONLY damian wayne design i accept by the way. brown skin, a crooked nose, dark green eyes and thick eyebrows. keep that white-washed monstrosity away from me

I miss the pre-New 52 Tim and Jason dynamic so much. It was basically Jason beating the fuck out of Tim well being all "nothing personal kid I just hate everything about you, your existence and the fact you're breathing right now" and Tim spitting up blood going "what if your mother was a whore, kill yourself" and Jason just deciding right then and there that this kid is his favourite person. Then it just turned into a Tom and Jerry hunt across the city where Jason keeps hitting Tim with the "join me, be my robin" and Tim kicks him in the balls.

#look after Jason came back everyone fucking tiptoes around him #around his trauma the fact he died #the fact that he is (rightfully if a bit mislead) angry #and tim goes "I don't give a fuck you died do better" #and like of COURSE Jason likes that #likes that tim isn't someone who's afraid to speak his mind #who will tell him to shut up fuck off etc. #(tell him when he has gone to far) #not afraid to speak about Jasons trauma but not make that the ONLY thing about him #Jason is Jason and he's an asshole #yes he has trauma that defies him big time #but he's also more than that #and he's more than the kid that died #and Tim is an asshole too of course #but he also just recognizes this #reblog

– @deepwithintheabyss

I too despise (more or less) Dick's time as a cop, but I do think it's an excellent source of comedy (if you're as unserious as I am):

Dick forgetting they have to wait for warrants, the inevitable reveal that he's the son of a billionaire, Dick getting slightly confused and accidentally sharing evidence Nightwing found rather than the cops, Dick throwing random objects with incredible accuracy to take down suspects rather than using his firearm, Dick getting deeply frustrated when their department issue vehicle gets totalled (he tried driving through something). Dick vanishing and abandoning his partner when he gets breakthroughs, Dick complaining that the department issued boots are messing with his ability to kick and walk normally/balance on shit. Dick taking every opportunity to criticize department training and protocols as a rookie, insisting that 12 year olds in Gotham spend more time learning hand to hand. Dick accidentally making the same sarcastic comment as Dick Grayson and Nightwing to the Commisioner (the man didn't remember at all).

god I fucking love strawberries

ooghhh ohgg stummy hurty too many strawberries

With God as my witness, if this gets 10k notes I will add Strawberry to my legal name

And yes, there is indeed a time limit. There must be 10k notes by the end of April, or I will not fulfill the deed.

WAHT

@sparrowsortadrawzzz @matxhstixkers @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff ONE SEC LEMMIE GO THRU MY MOOTS

OH GOSH OKAY BET

bro why is this so hard

Oh wait we dont have @iceeericeee-reblogs

Grrr why must you do this

@starsonist-chaos

@mothhq @cade-cant-function @itsnotanurlitsakeyboardsmash @itsapmseymour @bettinalevyisdetermined let’s get this to 10k notes

@waafulls

I see.

@m0on-shro0m @neoflames @queenecce @sincerely-nines

Help us out 😭

YOU HAVE TO DO IT! YOU HAVE TO ADD STRAWBERRY TO YOUR LEGAL NAME! FOR THE SAKE OF US STRAWBERRIES!

MOOTIES WE CAN DO THIS! (If you’d like) @helinedmightbehere @justanotherenbyhere @natsinvires @moonlight-heart20 @riotzerosys

@putting-chell-in-places @putting-exit-door-in-places @weezer-on-blue

Followers, kill

ok followers you know what to do

@sundove88 @0-numa-0 @projectmoonlightproductions @kgthesillyclown @clarityroses @brokenaroacecode @rateater2000 @animationgirl89

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Strambie

One second

ASSEMBLE

@mybirdis-theradiodemon @solarisquid @r1-ka @thewickedweiner @mikassxx @nottapossum @that-one-aroace-thing

Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

[ID: Tweet by madoka magicock @rifflexielian: "Terfs need to shut up about womanhood, my mom was raised to believe all women were less valuable than men and cried when she learned about trans women because the idea that someone would fight that hard to be a woman was radical for her and meant it was something worth being"/end ID]