... a Coach House

♀Wei Wuxian

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MAGIC

a few days ago one of my coworkers told me she watched les mis 2012 for the first time and during her review she said “aaron tveit’s character…. i don’t know his name” and i got to say enjolras like i’d been training my entire life to do so

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Okay but you COULD do a Dracula episode of Leverage and it would be hilarious.

I would do it like this. We'd have some wrong place wrong time protagonist called Jonathan who keeps accidentally witnessing parts of the con in such a way that they appear to him to replicate the events of Dracula. Like, the crew has inhabited some castle but Oh No, the mark's innocent little lawyer man is here, can't let him catch on

Anyway, the whole thrust is that it's a perfectly normal Leverage episode except for one guy who, due to an increasingly unfortunate series of coincidences, believes he is in the novel Dracula. Like Rear Window, only it's Leverage Dracula.

I give anyone and everyone so inclined permission to write this. But listen. Listen. It's not "the Dracula Job" because no one thinks they're in Dracula. That's the joke.

It's "the Carfax Job"

For anyone like me who was confused by the title, "Carfax" is apparently the name of place in England which Dracula purchased.

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

love it when butterflies try to camouflage themselves but I can still see them like omgggg little do you know I can see many shades and colors and can tell many shapes apart very quickly…. could eat you right now if I wanted

‘ohh look at me I am just a lichen on a tree’ ok king my pattern recognition abilities say otherwise but whatever

i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

elaboration

if I may:

I was thinking about Xie Lian being able to snap the Xin Mo sword in half with his bare hands again, and then I thought to myself... "Wait, Xie Lian and Luo Binghe interaction could be really cute, though?"

Like, let's say that Xie Lian, during his time as a wandering trash god, accidentally falls into an interdimensional rift and ends up in the SVSSS world. His luck is bad like that. But while this is weird, sure, it's not that bad! The worlds are pretty similar and he can still make his living! So, Xie Lian wanders along as usual, curiously learning about this new world, picking through trash, occasionally punching demonic beasts to death to rescue awed civilians.

And at some point, Xie Lian runs into a young Luo Binghe while he's living on the streets. Let's say that Xie Lian rolls into town shortly before the death of Binghe's adoptive mother, has a few sweet encounters with this cute and kind child who doesn't have much to spare for a trash collector, and is there to comfort his new young friend when Binghe's adoptive mother passes away. Xie Lian is still there when Binghe gets thrown out onto the streets and he agrees to help the boy travel to Cang Qiong Mountain Sect.

So, Binghe gets to spend a month or two as a trash-collecting god's apprentice! He doesn't know that Xie Lian is a god. He suspects that Xie Lian is just a very powerful rogue cultivator who is living very humbly for some reason. The time isn't entirely pleasant, because life is hard and Binghe is grieving, but Xie Lian understands pain very well and is an excellent companion. He sees Binghe safely to Cang Qiong.

At which point, clingy Binghe does not want to separate from this extremely nice person, but Xie Lian insists on it. He wants Binghe to have a better life. He's worried that his bad luck will somehow spread to this poor boy who reminds him of so many other people he's loved and lost. Xie Lian supervises the confusing entrance exam, while the adult Cang Qiong cultivators desperately try to figure out who this strange person is (Airplane Bro is going "???!!!"), and then leaves wistfully. Binghe will later look back on this particular period of his life very fondly.

Omg!!!! I LOVE THIS. Definitely making fanart of this AU later🤭💕

Made some doodles of this AU🥺💕

Ha ha ha, poor Binghe! One of MXTX's best cooks meets one of the... most interesting cooks; I didn't think about that angle. They're so cute together! ❤️

The real question is if Xie Lian leaves this experience a better cook because Lou Binghe helps teach him or if Lou Binghe leaves it with a stronger constitution because he’s too grateful for the kindness!

it's crazy how much modern day colored manga sucks because they try too hard mimicking webtoon style by adding unnecessary assets

look at this piss water from bungou stray dogs and the original panel for comparison

meanwhile look at this official colored bleach page from before webtoon got popular

like. come on.

Typical Tuesday Safari

made a sticker to honour my childhood lesbian awakening 🫡 thank you for your service, dark magician girl

yeah, you definitely want to make a lighthearted remark

I realized the joke after a whole day since I first saw this

thanks I hate it

You Got a Friend In Horse 

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

There's something about Torchwood that makes it so that if someone were to say, "know any shows with similar vibes to Torchwood that you'd recommend?" I would assume the task is impossible. There is nothing like Torchwood in its unique brand of being a bisexual masterpiece and also complete trash.

None of the suggestions on this post are at all like Torchwood, proving my point. /lh