so bECAUSE OF THE CAPTIAN WINNING I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID JORDAN AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “HE WON??!?” AND THEN HE SAW THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT SCOTT SMAJOR UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
why am i seeing a homestuck copypasta in the year of our lord 2022