Anyone with a vag knows what I'm talking about but I fucking love when you wake them up and they look so tired and out of it and they just look weird its so fucking funny
WereRalph, what was it supposed to be?????
CAT!! IT CHANGED TO VAG AND AGAIN JUST NOW
I touch the chair and it starts vibrating violently and smack me in the face and I ragdoll to the other side of the room
i enjoy the phrase creature comforts because i am a creature and i want to be comfortable
dnd character idea; warlock that calls their party "chat" and their patron "mods"
"mods can we ban this guy"
I cant stop coming back to this tweet
Jimmy Budgett
Wasted away again in Meageritaville
another Helen Stratton inspired piece
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I’ve been thinking more about trying tattooing. It’s something I dreamt of since I was young, but never did due to trying to not upset my parents. I’ve been delving more and more into learning and there’s one part that everyone agrees on: you gotta draw. Practicing drawing different things is like eating your veggies as an artist. It’s just good for you. This is my first attempt at a blade, and it arguably has too much detail to be a healthy tattoo, but I hope you enjoy!
"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.
i wish i could see this picture for the first time again
Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).
That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.
So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.
You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.
Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:
Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:
TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).
what the fuck happened to my post
Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa
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