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you’re thinking about him and his boobs, aren’t you

gay sex won’t fix this. it’ll probably make this worse. that being said don’t you want to see how much worse it can get?

Imagine extrapolating "oh my God" > "oh my gods" to other popular Christian and Christian-adjacent oaths. Good lords. Jesuses Christ.

In love with the idea that plural Jesus is the same as plural general surgeon

Treating Jesus Christ as an adjective-noun phrase where "Jesus" is the noun and "Christ" is the adjective isn't terribly uncommon. I've actually met Christians who insist upon the American English word ordering and always say "Christ Jesus" instead of "Jesus Christ", which I probably find more amusing than I should.

Christ is the adjective. It means "anointed." That's where the "oily Josh" thing comes from.

If you're being a prescriptivist, sure, but from a descriptive standpoint it varies a lot. In practice, English-speaking Christians sometimes treat "Christ" as a title or adjective and sometimes treat "Christ" as (part of) a personal name. Even most English translations of the Bible wobble back and forth on this point, sometimes within the same passage.

Honestly my favorite construction on this point is the incredibly rare "Jesus THE Christ"

Today I discovered that "bro visited his friend/the visiterrrrrrr" isn't necessarily a widely known meme outside of tumblr after I referenced it irl and seemingly came across as a complete maniac, ironically exactly creating the circumstances of the original meme

What this looked like

Northern Hawk Owl

Tragic

The 6'2 anti-authority exhibitionist amazon milf you've had a crush on your entire life is a genetically monstrous chimera of the universe's 4 most dangerous species and is an ex-military superhuman responsible for the destruction of at least 4 planets and 2 extinctions.

Did I say tragic? I meant to say that's kinda hot.

You can tell those books titled shit like “Sold To A Orc” are cishet because the shitty romance cover images are just men with abs photoshopped green. If it was queer they’d be lovingly commissioned artwork of actually monstrous-lookin orcs. I’m talkin huge jaws, arms the size of tree trunks, foreheads you could paint a mural on etc.

Also I woulda titled it “Sold To Orc Direction” but that might just be me

I don’t think an orc boy band would buy a person. I think they’d be like whoa… that’s fucked up. you will be our roadie as we go on a quest/tour to return you home. We all sleep in one really enormous bed btw. we’re so big

i'll never not hold disdain for the idea of "content starvation" and the more i see people parade it around the more i hate it

i think v*ltron putting out eight seasons in two years really kickstarted this in online fan spaces specifically, but nowadays so many shows and games release things at an absolutely absurd rate. pokemon has been notoriously controversial for its crunch time and poor quality of games as a result, bingewatching culture has killed a lot of tv shows because executives have an expectation for instant success and will kill shows if they don't meet it. and it's frusterating to continue to see fans treat this like the norm when it comes to their favorite shows or games too. i don't want to see things put out under absurd crunches. i don't want to be surrounded by people who'll cry "i'm so content starved!" and then dismiss the actual content they're being offered in the same breath. i don't want to see creators have to feel like they've got to keep up with the incessant demands of fans in order to continue making the thing they're making. hiatuses are normal and there's always plenty of other stuff to get into while you wait.

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