I love how in mr brightside he’s like “coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine” and then proceeds to describe how he is not doing fine at all
floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation
you know what i love the most about thor love and thunder? it feels like it’s the first mcu project in a while where no one cares about the cameos or the multiverse or whatever, it’s just taika waititi doing his thing and everybody is still unbelievably hyped for it
side-tummy sleeping with one leg curled up and the other straight out is top tier sleeping and you can’t change my mind.
I don't know if I love Calum jumping on Luke more than I love Luke helping Ashton out of the drum kit.
some of my favorite euphemisms I’ve said abt my adhd without actually saying “I have adhd”:
- clinically Unobservant™️
- brain doesn’t know to shut up
- I’m a magician in that I can make anything disappear forever
- Newton’s 1st Law to the extreme
- my last brain cell is doing the Macarena
- out of sight means out of mind, but in sight might not make it to the mind either
- a person you can trust to not tell a secret - bc I won’t remember
- my thoughts are flying balls and I can’t juggle
- 0.5 gig of RAM
House full of cats
You think we’re a fuckin’ boy band. A boyband, haha.
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB
exactly
DISGUSTANG
Nolan Patrick | 10.22.21
please 🥺
From Vegas Golden Knights twitter | cropped pic