well. perhaps i spoke too soon-

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

take the hint alucard i am not interested

I hate Alucard in a way no one ever has.

@moonkitty

this is sending me

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

I thought. Maybe. it would be able to conjure a more saturated corpus if I gave it an album era hint. But

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

whatsso beautiful is i didnt evenknow taylor swif tdid something i thought we were all just hating because it feltright tonight

i logged on and we were being cunts and i waslike wiping away my eyes like its so beautiful we're lals o in touch with oneanother lalalalala

Sony roasting her with the rhythm game mascot they barely acknowledge is definitely the best to come out of this all