What Time is it Anyways?

feeling like the health inspector

Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.

A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.

Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.

she did such a good job I’m so proud

skill issue. constantly horrifying myself and others with brand new sentences every day

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

*For the people asking this ring is available HERE with free shipping

This is how I’m proposing to my partner in the future, I’m using this ring

I actually bought this and lemme tell you

It was the best decision of my life

Respectfully, fuck proposing. If I ever get this ring, it’s for me and me alone. It looks sick as fuck and I can fiddle with it and say My Precious just like Gollum.

I’m sorry… I’ve let this go by hundreds of times in the past [x] months and I just can’t do it any more.

…Armillary sphere.

Not astronomical. Armillary.

ARMILLARY SPHERE.

ARMILLARY.

…(sigh)

I feel better now. Thank you all for your attention.

frustration collection

The pick-up test

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Pregnante cat walk.

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I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats

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