I bought a new nasal spray and I think I somehow idiotically kept the box and threw away the spray 🥲
Also who knew making waffles was so ingredients intensive???
AbsoLUTELY boutta go buy me some mix bc y'all got me fucked up lmao
I use a virtual background for Zoom meetings that has a simple blank interior wall and a house plant in the corner. And there's this one old lady at my job who ALWAYS brings up in meetings that "we need to get Randi a real plant!"
BITCH I HAVE AN ENTIRE GARDEN!!!
I just don't want your nosy ass in my house!!!
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holy shit is this gorgeous.
Person on Etsy: I’ll pay $100, and not a penny more
#i was SO STRESSED at first bc I'm like why would you do all that to the beautiful seashell just to cover it up with paper?!#then it's like ohh... OH! OOOOH!!! 😱🤯#i hope the people that make these get paid out the ASS#gosh i have such admiration for true artisans#it sucks that capitalism has made us devalue labor 😔#video#skillz
🥱 sleppy 😖
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It completely blows my mind that the dude on the left isn't a long lost Franco brother?
I don't think I've seen him in anything else but Abbott Elementary, so I can't say whether it's Him or His Character that gives me Franco vibes but HE'S DEFINITELY A FRANCO like I need a paternity test!!!
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Niggas who never let you touch the ass before will be asking if you gonna eat it
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I think I'll finally level up into the next era of life when I finally throw away all my old sleep shirts that have the baked in permafunk
K because like honestly, they Do Not bring me joy.
Most of them are from high school and earlier, and I do enjoy the nostalgia of having something connect me to old schools. Even my Dartmouth shirts are funky but I like having memorabilia?
But if I put it on and take it off a few hours later bc of the funk, and other than around the house, don't wear them anywhere but maybe to the garden/to take out the trash/maybe run errands around the neighborhood, then what good are they?
I stumbled upon an org that will turn your old shirts into a quilt so I might do that! So I have the keepsake but none of the funk?
My mom also suggested cutting the sleeves off to get rid of the pit part so maybe I'll go that route first.
But! In absence of those options, they should go in the trash! Because they're taking up space! And not even fulfilling their purpose of being sleep shirts/lounge wear bc they're too smelly!
Time to let goooooo!
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For the first time in literally ever, my Instacart order didn't get accepted immediately and I'm stupidly offended???
Lmao like, I tip well! My orders aren't like 100 items or mad heavy! What gives?!
I'm sure ppl just aren't in the area but like!!!
This is crazy!
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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.
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“Just remember that, sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are…”
— John Green, Paper Towns
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A tweet about the complicity of zionist academia:
Do they know that even settlers in Palestine wore the kuffiyeh before the state of Israel was established in their own agricultural settlements…? settlers often wore the kuffiyeh to “blend into the oriental environment” - it’s well documented and we have plenty of pictures of it. Zionist logic doesn’t hold up and immediately falls apart after doing two minutes of research
Truly I need to like, take two weeks off work to go through my entire wardrobe and downsize
Bc there's absolutely no reason why I did 7 loads of laundry and still have full drawers
I folded all the laundry and now have nowhere to put them 🥲
I think I'll finally level up into the next era of life when I finally throw away all my old sleep shirts that have the baked in permafunk