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Professional Elf Nerd

@the-lord-of-the-things / the-lord-of-the-things.tumblr.com

Erin/Charles/Lord- He/Him, vague queer noises, elf nerd, and An Adult. I cannot hold all these fandoms and sometimes my brain doesn't work properly. Likes videogames (rpgs) and fantasy in general. May, one day, finish that novel. Feel free to send me asks about anything (especially fnv or my ocs) Commissions Are: Closed Until Further Notice
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lesvegas

"Bethesda/Todd Howard doesn't actually hate FNV 🙄"

They have stated the show is apparently 100% canon and they're using it to retcon the only good Fallout game to come out in decades. It wasn't even enough to ruin West Coast lore post-FNV, they're literally saying FNV never happened.

No wonder Pete Hines resigned back in October; even he thought this was stupid.

Bethesda haters stay correct. Anyone who somehow still had hope for this franchise despite the last ten years, now you can finally let go.

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i don't care enough to get whatever subscription its on to watch the fallout show, so I need someone to watch it for me and tell me whether or not some stuff I'm already seeing live posted about actually happened, cause it would be the funniest fucking thing to happen in the franchise

now that a few more people have binged it so I'm gettin more info under the cut for anyone who cares about spoilers

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i don't care enough to get whatever subscription its on to watch the fallout show, so I need someone to watch it for me and tell me whether or not some stuff I'm already seeing live posted about actually happened, cause it would be the funniest fucking thing to happen in the franchise

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The lies!!!!

*throws out all the bertolli*

IM SO PRESSED/SHOOK RN

this is a real scandal

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note-a-bear

Ain’t that a bitch

They selling fake olive oil.

they been selling fake olive oil from the time of the ancient Greeks and Romans

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2007/08/13/slippery-business   This is a cool article on how they do it now and what they tend to substitute it with.

In 1997 and 1998, olive oil was the most adulterated agricultural product in the European Union, prompting the E.U.’s anti-fraud office to establish an olive-oil task force. (“Profits were comparable to cocaine trafficking, with none of the risks,” one investigator told me.) The E.U. also began phasing out subsidies for olive-oil producers and bottlers, in an effort to reduce crime, and after a few years it disbanded the task force. Yet fraud remains a major international problem: olive oil is far more valuable than most other vegetable oils, but it is costly and time-consuming to produce—and surprisingly easy to doctor. Adulteration is especially common in Italy, the world’s leading importer, consumer, and exporter of olive oil. (For the past ten years, Spain has produced more oil than Italy, but much of it is shipped to Italy for packaging and is sold, legally, as Italian oil.) “The vast majority of frauds uncovered in the food-and-beverage sector involve this product,” Colonel Leopoldo Maria De Filippi, the commander for the northern half of Italy of the N.A.S. Carabinieri, an anti-adulteration group run under the auspices of the Ministry of Health, told me.
In Puglia, which produces about forty per cent of Italy’s olives, growers have been in a near-constant state of crisis for more than a decade. “Thousands of olive-oil producers are victims of this ‘drugged’ market,” Antonio Barile, the president of the Puglia chapter of a major farmers’ union, told me, referring to illegal importations of seed oils and cheap olive oil from outside the E.U., which undercut local farmers. Instead of supporting small growers who make distinctive, premium oils, the Italian government has consistently encouraged quan-tity over quality, to the benefit of large companies that sell bulk oil. It has not implemented a national plan for oil production, has employed a byzantine system for distributing agricultural subsidies, and has often failed to enforce Italian laws and E.U. regulations intended to prevent fraud. The government has been so lax in pursuing some oil crimes that it can seem complicit. In 2000, the European Court of Auditors reported that Italy was responsible for eighty-seven per cent of misappropriated E.U. subsidies to olive-oil bottlers in the preceding fifteen years, and that the government had recovered only a fraction of the money.

I’ve been reading Extra Virginity: The Sublime and Scandalous World of Olive Oil by Tom Mueller, and wow, the things that get sold as ‘extra virgin’ olive oil are kind of scary, especially if you have any allergies. Or if you’re trying to use olive oil for health reasons – you’re likely paying a premium for something with none of the benefits you’re looking for.

Also, you could write at least 8 different genre novels about skullduggery in the olive oil trade, starting with a murder mystery and working your way out, because there’s just so much to unpack.

Well, that explains the rash of migraines/respiratory issues I had last month. I was cooking everything in whole foods oil and couldn’t figure it out. If it was cut with canola oil then there’s my answer. Son of a bitch.

(“Profits were comparable to cocaine trafficking, with none of the risks,” one investigator told me.)

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trackingshot

YO FUCK THESE GUYS my mom is allergic to corn and some of them were cut with corn oil. We very aggressively research any oil we purchase now.

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dduane

Some of these old games go wayyyyy back… :/

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The Longest Johns - Hoist Up The Thing 2020

The Longest Johns are a British folk musical group from Bristol, consisting of Andy Yates, Jonathan "JD" Darley, and Robbie Sattin. They are known for performing folk music and sea shanties in the English tradition, and they also compose and record their own music.

The band has self-released four albums and several EPs. Between Wind & Water (2018) included their rendition of the folk song "Wellerman." This recording, as well as the one used in the bands' Sea of Thieves series "Open Crewsing" would later fuel the sea shanty viral trend, principally on TikTok, in early 2021.

"Hoist Up The Thing" received a total of 76,3% yes votes!

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i just had perhaps the most scuffed dungeon run in ffxiv ever

queue into leveling roulette and get copperbell mines with a scholar, archer and a red mage

on the first pull i start lagging like hell then when all the enemies are gone it stops

the party then realizes, our scholar, Cactuar Jeff, is afk, so at this point im thinking "well, i've done this dungeon tankless before so how hard can healerless be"

we get to the first boss and about 30 seconds in, Cactuar Jeff teleports into the boss arena, and I pop off

however, he still doesnt do shit, but remember how he's a scholar?

fortunately he happened to have eos summoned, so he would just teleport into each boss arena and let eos do his job for him, so cactuar jeff gets rewarded at the end of the dungeon for clicking yes 3 times throughout the dungeon lmao

(for the record i think we could've done it without eos but her help is very much appreciated)

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demilypyro
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This beautiful, impressive home was supposedly built in 1993. If so, they really made it look like a Victorian. Located in Romulus, MI, it has 3bds, 3ba, $699,900. The thing is, you have to try to look past the decor to actually see the house.

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