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enough foreplay, let's get to the numbers

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ain't you ever seen a princess be a bad bitch Amanda, 24, cis (she/her), NOLA baby, hella cute and hella grumpy. I like money, pokemon, rihanna, and glitter. (sidebar gif is mine) Pokemon GO Trainer Code: 2960-2005-3503 Nintendo 3DS Friend Code: 5086-2308-6037
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mae-martin

Between Heaven and Hell, there’s an imperfect place. Our place, here on Earth. That’s where these two women met. One who sees the best in people, and one who can torture the worst out of them. But these two women, they understood each other, and together they made, in this imperfect place, something that might actually be perfect.

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MASON HEWITT 

I’m not agreeing with Theo, but I do think it’d be easier to track down Aaron over a voice on a phone. That’s agreeing with Theo. Yeah. But I thought I’d try to soften the blow a bit…
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The Iron Bank backed Cersei over Daenerys because Daenerys had freed the slaves of Slaver’s Bay. 

When Cersei was giving her pitch to whats-his-face from Sherlock, and he told her that the Lannisters were in quite a lot of debt, she points out to him that Lannisters always pay their debts and asks him how debts get paid by former slaves.

The Iron Bank backed Cersei because they knew with Daenerys out of the way, the Slave Trade would return to Essos, therefore earning back the Iron Bank one of it’s main sources of profit. 

And yet, we’re still supposed to see Dany’s war for the Iron Throne as a bad thing….?

That scene in Season 7 essentially told us, slavery would return to the regions Dany had worked hard for nearly her entire show arc to eradicate, if she did not win the throne. We saw yet another thing at stake if Dany were to lose.

But Dany’s the bad guy for wanting to eliminate Cersei?

D&D are truly fools. They paid 0 attention to the drivel they wrote themselves and expected us to not pay attention too. 

I’m sorry, but no. 

The more I think about it, the less I accept this fucking bullshit. Not that I was ever going to come to terms with the dumpster fire that was Season 8, but now, more than ever, I realize how utterly ridiculous it was for us to see Dany as the villain. 

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Our detectives are wayyyyy too confident about going up against the dopplegangers so they’re definitely gonna lose 😅

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the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up

Do you even…?

Know the history of music?

The fuck?

yeah music was invented in 2009 by Big Time Rush

…I honestly can’t tell if your being sarcastic, or you really are this stupid.

I seriously hope it’s sarcasm

i being 100% serious my guy

The Beatles are older than big time rush

well yeah but that doesnt change the fact that the beetles didnt start making music until after BTR released their hit album Elevate and then the beetles decided to make music, only after they got permission from Kanye West

One of The Beatles died before BTR made music. AND THEIR CARRER ENDED IN 1970

yeah ur right the Bettles careers ended before it even began. thats how bad theyre music is.

The Beatles are the most revolutionary bands of all time. They had many fans when they first made music, and still do today. If it weren’t for them, BTR would not exist. And neither would many other pop and rock bands

I think you have it mixed up, it should be the other way around

besides:

That is easily photoshopped and also easily to disprove. Also, I’m mostly just trying to give you a lesson on HISTORY and how years work.

Beatles: 1960-1970 A.K.A. Before 2009

BTR: 2009-2013 A.K.A. AFTER THE BEATLES

Yeah the Beatles werent around until the year 1960 A.B.T.R. (After Big Time Rush)

That-that’s not a thing

of course it is, all years are either BBTR (before big time rush) or ABTR (after big time rush)

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Please do not contact me about the Supernatural ending I know everything and there’s not a single post I could make that will come near touching the sheer parody of itself that was its finale. Nothing I say will be funnier than what they did to themselves. Maybe now humankind can finally start to heal.

Never mind my friend Sera just told me on the phone that she thinks the Impala ascending physically to heaven is what creates the Catholic canon in the Pixar’s Cars universe

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