hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

My favourite kind of poll is ones where OP clearly made a VERY incorrect assumption

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

BEEP

Image description: a screenshot that reads the following;

“Nobody:

Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”

Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth

snoopy of the day

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.

by Adam Bignell

ID: screenshot of a Google search page with four previous searches listed: "what do I want to eat" / "foods I like near me now" / "dinner" / "list of flavours good". end ID

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.

They played it on an accordion

remember, before you post, think SMART

Start discourse

Make up arguments

Ad hominem

Reading the post is for losers

Talk without thinking

girl help they are making me do my job at work

sygol framed poll (handle with care), 2024 mixed media on tumblr post