WHAT IS THIS CHALLENGING OF TAIGE I SEE!?

Let’s start with a simple story, shall we:

P.K. - “Look it’s birdo”

P.K. - “Birdo is my best friend”

T - “Excuse me?”

T - “What am I then?

P.K. - “You’re just a potato”

T - “Oh. In that case, let me go and fry myself so you can love me.”

and now:

P.K. and T are eating bananas at recess.

T looks at P.K. and holds her banana up and says “clink”

We are frickin weird and adorable. and it is your time to say a story. (I’m waiting to say the most adorable thing that happened today, so here are okay-ish stories.)

Side note: P.K. unfortunately won’t be able to participate as she sadly has a life and doesn’t use her tumblr account.😞

BUT I TOOK MY LOVE TO SEE HER FAVE BAND AND WE WERE CUTE N COUPLEY IN OUR LIL HOTEL ROOM AND I TOOK PHOTOS OF THEM BEIN CUTE LIKE THEY ALWAYS AREEE. Also we save eachother in various ‘hey help me out n pretend we’re dating real quick’ situations. We have many a cute story bc goals and #taige is life @a-smol-snake feel free to add them mems

Me pretending to be your gf to get a crazy girl to back off is my fav

I wish I could do that but I don’t exactly get out much. 

One time, I went to the Gold Coast for a holiday and whilst my family and I where at Movie World, I got P.K. a Gryffindor mug and myself a Hufflepuff mug. So now whenever we go to each other’s houses, we pack them so we can have hot chocolate or tea in them.

Also, sometimes our English is so great we can’t from proper sentences (or even words) yet we understand what we are saying. We are also mentally synced. And Ginammon is totally a word. (I tried saying ginger but then my brain thought of cinnamon and somehow my mouth got mix messages so I ended up saying that. We even made up a handshake involving it.)

I should also mention that one of the many weird things that PK has said are “My teeth are itchy” and “I’m going crazy from insanity.”

Sorry PK. Now the world knows how weird you are. I still love you.

PAIGE LITERALLY HAS A TAG ABOUT HOW I SAY STUPID SHIT ALL THE TIME JUST TO BRING IT UP FOR A RELEVANT MOMENT

Paige gave me here lil bros number in case of emergencies and we text each other so horribley that you can’t read it. We refer to her as “da package”

I have stolen one of her lip balms and use it as black mail which doesn’t really work to bribe her into drinking water

I could literally text her “PPPAAAAAIIIGGGEEEEE” And she’d know exactly the situation and what is going to be sent next

She gets drunk on choccy milk, I am the supplier

We came out to each other and it was the most emotional and warming thing ever

When she saw me today with my new haircut she told me how proud of me she was for matching the brain with the outer shell.

SHE HAS LIKE INSTANTLY USED THE CORRECT PRONOUNS AND NAME SO FAST AND I LOVE IT…

I just realized this went from stories about taige to “TJ just really fricking loves Paige”

You guys are pretty cute. How long have you been in the friendship for?

The story of how Tayton met (in a way, it is a bit cliché):

It was the year of 2014. I was a year 7 and PK and I were in the same core class. Although we were around each other we were mere aquaintances. It wasn’t until a locker incident that we became more close. We had our lockers right next to each other (cliché), I was on my way back from recess because I needed to get my books. There PK was at her locker, and a staff member with her. Her lock was stuck and she could not open it. I, being the socially awkard person I am, decided that I would get the hell out of there so I had to hurry with my locker. Guess what, my lock got stuck too. And as a year 7 this is a pretty frustratingthing to happen because we literally just got our locks and we had been practising opening them for like hours. Then PK had the idea of trying my lock, and I tried hers. We were able to open them. We had switch locks. After that, things blossomed into a closer friendship as the years passed.

sup y’all, i’m one of tara’s irl acquaintances, and also one of the first (if not the first) tayton shippers. i don’t know any of you but as tara requested for some back-up on our group chat, i’m here to provide some evidence of tayton being the greatest platonic (or not, whatever ;) ) ship to exist between people that aren’t fictional. period.

exhibit a.

during math class ^, i was doing work (no i wasn’t) and got ‘bopped’ in the nose with a paper aeroplane. i opened the plane and it said ‘i <3 tara’, i turned to look at payton and she had the most shit eating grin on her face that i had ever seen a human have.

exhibit b. courtesy of irl friend cally

this is obviously a snapchat with a disgusting cringy title. enough said for this one really. according to cally these two like taking ‘cute’ photos of one another.

exhibit c.

taken in the library. these two sit like this ALL the time, not much for hard evidence, but just one of the little things that makes tayton tayton. tara is the one on the right, and payton is on the left. you really can’t see the image because i had to draw over everything that really distinguished our school’s uniform from other uniforms out there. tara’s head is against payton’s shoulder, and payton is resting her head on tara’s. it is not unlike the default position of two people involved in a romantic relationship (sorry tara).

exhibit d. 

they sit like this a lot. i don’t know why, honestly. but i mean if they were fictional characters being shipped together, you can bet your asses that fangirls would be going wild.

exhibit e.

our school, like many others has a tradition where friends decorate one another’s lockers on their birthdays. (i personally photoshopped my friend’s baby photo onto a shirtless, hairy-chested, speedo-wearing david hasselhoff, but this isn’t about me.) This was the one that Tara made for Payton, and in the second photo, in the top right grid is a very nice photo of the two smiling. because i don’t want to show their faces, i tried to just leave their smiles in it which looks more ominous than it does happy. but in the unedited photo, they look like the just won the lottery, honestly.

that’s it for now. not due to lack of evidence but due to the fact that i have things to work on. so i bid y’all adieu. #taytonforever

LOOK AT THE ADORABLE LITTLE GYRFFINDOG!!! even though her face is hidden I LOVE @omgryffindog SO MUCH!!! (in the birthday card with the “no dogs allowed” sign, she is pretending to be a growling dog. ain’t that cute.)

Whenever Taz comes over to my house she sits in my lap whilst we watch movies and I regularly piggy back her.

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I’m about to eat a cookie bigger than my face so this week is off to a good start

My life

Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

‪do you ever run down the stairs in your house without looking as you’re so familiar with them but then think about it and instantly trip ‬

because ouch

Always happens to me

by Yani Ioannou

We made gingerbread cookies (My elder sister decorated Mum’s and Dad’s). 

It’s a bit tricky to locate mine. But I’ll help.

If you’re going to fail. Do it beautifully.

- 1runw1thwolves212

always happens to me too, don’t worry hahahahaha

Ga(y)mingmas is the best Christmas gift any of us could have gotten. Thank you Dan and Phil!

Amen to that

Quote from a friend’s friend when they got catcalled.

Aren’t we all potatoes deep down?

Friendly Reminder

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!

Put your hands up if you still miss Mad-eye Moody. And still cry over him. And wish you had a replica of him to hug at night. And…oh stuff the replica, I want the real thing. Can someone contact him for me?

How I want to go. (via theone1221)

Don’t you love it when you’re the only people in the entire cinema?

(I’m in the first pic and my friends is in the other)