i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

Niffler: Treat yo’self.

Newt:  ABSOLUTELY NOT.

how a person reacts to your sadness says a lot about how long they’re going to be in your life.

i cant stop thinking about Scouts Ham Costume ™ from to kill a mocking bird……

she did that

fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried

My dear lgbt+ kids. 

Gay trans boys are not “straight girls” - they’re gay boys. 

Lesbian trans girls are not “straight boys” - they’re lesbian girls. 

If you are gay and trans, you are allowed to use the terms wlw or mlm! 

You’re not “using terms that are not yours to use” or “invading safe spaces”. You belong in gay spaces - you are gay! 

There’s nothing “fake gay” about you. 

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Mom  

my names macbeth and wen its nite or wen the moon is shiyning brite and to their sleep the men do cling i stay up late

i stab the king

this wasn’t supposed to get so many notes

By Creamy-San

I care about showing my Hogwarts House pride more than I care about showing pride for my actual school.

Hogwarts Houses : Van Gogh

Concept: a movie theater that only shows Harry Potter films. The movies will be in 4D. The temperature will drop when dementors are present. Fans will blow on you during quidditch scenes. Enticing smells will be pumped in during feast scenes but don’t worry about feeling hungry because the theater will serve Bertie Botts, treacle tart, drumsticks, butterbeer, chocolate frogs and those tiny little pies that Mrs. Weasley makes. Instead of loyalty cups, you get discounts if you wear a Weasley sweater.

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

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