not to give a man credit but shout out to killatrav for pursuing his celeb crush who turned out to be an unhinged mess at the time and sticking around anyway to be her hype man

taylor: the fucking sky is falling and im going to die right now

travis kelce rolling up with a friendship bracelet:

touch me while your bros play team fortress - taylor swift if she was awesome

noticing as I learn different languages I tend to think using the shortest word from any of those languages, so for example instead of "this is" or "dette er", I'll just automatically think "c'est"

So my proposal is a creole of every language in which we find the shortest syllabic way to say every single word and speak at maximum efficiency

tbh the more time you spend around open, wild bodies of water like rivers, lakes and seas the more you begin to understand why pretty much every culture in the world has a similar eerie, hypnotically beautiful yet terrifying temptress figure who lures people into the depths to drown them and/or eat them in its folklore representing the seductive call of the water. it really is just like that.

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T DO THIS! IT ISNT RIGHT

I'm not letting you leave this in the tags

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

Ryoko Kui please return my calls

Dude why are my pockets so wet (figures out im currently peeing myself) Ohhhhhhhh

It was me I shoved my dick in your pocket and pissed I'm sorry

You pissed myself

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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” the tortured poet screams

Many people think this lyric is stupid but they don’t know that she actually channeled the spirit of a closeted 13 year old gay boy and let him ghost write this for her because she’s an ally. So that’s that

ok there. are you guys happy now

can you take away the homestuck blood actually. thanks.

ok

Could you also remove the danganronpa blood please. Much appreciated.

sure.

thinking heinous and villainous thoughts

crime does pay off...

i went to recreate it on the sims

the floorplan

exterior

realized i forgot to screenshot the other side of the room but you get the idea. not a participant of the tradition so i hope its accurate to what one would expect of the babygirlfying of old men room

right behind it is the kitchen, with all the utilities needed for a fast, quick meal made from scratch, dark colored for convience 😍

the abortion room, self explanatory

the vampire lounge, complete with a set of glasses but only murky red wines to drink

world's smallest recreation of the saw bathroom, and the autism room. it doesn't have windows on the floorplan so i took that as a soundproof room to relax in, or to blast the music as loud as you need. it can be redecorated up to the individual's taste. same does not apply to the saw bathroom

and outside, the werewolf transformation patio with all your werewolf will need for a successful night, and the hrt tea/cocktail garden

hiiiii if you wanted to download this house i made a cc-free version that's up in the gallery!

some details and updates