rising from the ashes

BARBIE (2023) + IMDb Trivia

Star Wars Minimalist Posters // by moonposter

AHSOKA 1.05 (2023)

Taylor Zakhar Perez as ALEX CLAREMONT-DIAZ RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023) — dir. Matthew Lopez

my ability to be scared despite literally nothing happening knows no bounds

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

This post just kicked me in my teeth

Can we stay here instead and pretend the last 5 minutes didn't happen?

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

the definitions for the word smite are just so fitting.

Crowley is the WORST backseat driver in the history of the automobile

- yells at you to break the law

- disagrees with the music

- isn’t even in the car

#Sick and twisted that Aziraphale immediately grabbed Crowley

anthony "acts of service" crowley forced to do words of affirmation and he looks like he's about to have a heart attack the whole time

Oh Michael chose violence I see